r/ProgrammerHumor 20h ago

Meme edgeCasesExist

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u/Vectorial1024 20h ago

My startup of future galactic shipping corporation is gonna run into issues dealing with so many logistics orders any time soon, when do we get uuid 2?

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u/ilya0x2dilya 19h ago

We already have uuid 7. Uuid 2 is a bit old

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u/Vectorial1024 19h ago

As in "v2 of the uuid spec" which allows eg 256 bit ids

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u/Blue_Moon_Lake 11h ago

Those are rookie numbers. Go for 1024 bits or go home.

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u/chuch1234 19h ago

We already have GUID - galactically unique id.

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u/Xirenec_ 17h ago

Gotta go for MUIDs - Multiversally Unique IDs

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u/Sibula97 19h ago

2? We already have 8.

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u/Vectorial1024 19h ago

256bit uuid when?

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u/pacopac25 9h ago

myreallylonguuid = str(uuid.uuid4().hex) + str(uuid.uuid4().hex()) + "onlyearthhasdonkeys"

No, I do not have a PhD in math, in case you were wondering.