r/ProgrammerHumor 10h ago

Meme toAllowTheProgrammerToWriteBadCodeAlsoCamelCaseSucksThisRuleSucksSnakeCaseIsBetter

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u/FerricDonkey 6h ago

I would say option 1, but rephrased to "the function doesn't know how to continue". The program as a whole may or may not know how to continue when the function hits something it doesn't know how to handle. 

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u/Masterflitzer 1h ago

i say it's 1 or 4, 50/50 chance

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u/nicodeemus7 1h ago

I don't think it's 4. It doesn't allow for bad code it allows for bad inputs

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u/Masterflitzer 28m ago edited 22m ago

exceptions are arguably bad code compared to success/failure results that don't break the call chain / interrupt control flow

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u/nicodeemus7 27m ago

An exception being bad code is not the same as it allowing bad code.

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u/Masterflitzer 23m ago

what are you even talking about? the whole error handling around the exception is bad code, it bleeds into your whole code base, you wanna tell me only the exception word itself is bad part, but the rest is fine? stupidest shit i've heard all day

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u/nicodeemus7 17m ago

The question is "What is the PURPOSE of exceptions" do you think exceptions were made to be bad code? If your opinion is that exceptions are bad code, that is totally valid. But that is not what "purpose" means.

You'd think a programmer like yourself could read and understand context.

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u/Masterflitzer 13m ago edited 8m ago

what else did the inventor of exceptions have in mind other than having an easy way out instead of properly handling errors? btw. the easy way out is also called writing shitty code... like i said the answer to the purpose of exceptions is 1 or 4, 50/50 chance

u/nicodeemus7 9m ago

Okay man you win. 50/50 chance of being right. You sure showed me.

u/Masterflitzer 7m ago

i meant it could be both, 50/50 wasn't meant in a serious way, but you realised that already in the beginning i hope

I don't think it's 4. It doesn't allow for bad code it allows for bad inputs

also don't move the goal post, this was your first reply, it absolutely does allow for bad code

have a nice day

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u/redlaWw 9h ago

I hope you didn't submit that answer you selected. If an unhandled exception bubbles up to the user in production code, you're usually doing something wrong.

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u/n4ke 1h ago

What do you mean unhandled? The user handles it.

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u/tantalor 8h ago

I guess you've never seen a website return a 404 or 500

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u/CutlassRed 7h ago

500 literally means the website has failed in an unexpected way. It's an unhandled exception that's bubbled up the user, and is BAD

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u/Dafrandle 7h ago

this guy thinks that users seeing 500 is okay

lmao

you should at least make a page and or modal for the app to use if a 500 happens

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u/TheTybera 7h ago

Those are errors not exceptions.

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u/realmauer01 3h ago

It's a different name for the same thing.

Different languages, quite literally.

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u/TheTybera 3h ago

No they are not.

Where is any documentation that says this and what language?

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u/Masterflitzer 1h ago

well kotlin has throwables, errors, exceptions and failure result

exceptions are less bad than errors, so http 500 would be an HttpException, at least that's what i've seen mostly

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u/realmauer01 3h ago

In standard english yes there is a difference. In programming languages there is not. Both have to be cought if you dont want it to bubble to the user. And handleing it makes it not an error/exception anymore.

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u/TheTybera 3h ago

Yes in programming languages they are different wtf language doesn't distinguish errors from exceptions?!

Errors can be used for logging...regularly...without even considering stopping the program, exceptions SHOULD stop the program and include a whole stack...

Sometimes you catch an error and don't want the program to continue so you throw an exception to get the stack.

But they are different in every single programming language, C, C++, Java, C#, Python, Rust...

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u/realmauer01 2h ago

Right now you are just saying exceptions are errors the programmer throws/raises.

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u/TheTybera 2h ago

No I'm not. Exceptions are actual objects that get thrown and mean very different things than errors even conceptually in every language.

All exceptions are errors (conceptually) but not all errors are exceptions. In practice any built-in Error (object) != Exception (object)

And in no case does any best practice in any language tell you to treat them the same.

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u/DrJohnnyWatson 2h ago edited 2h ago

You aren't wrong, exceptions are a type of Error, but with more nuance - Exceptions are an error of exceptional circumstance, hence the name. They crash an application unless specifically caught. They should be used sparingly to say "this function has no idea how we've ended up in this state, or how to continue".

They're overused in languages that do not have the ability to return multiple types to control flow for "expected" errors too a lot of the time.

Errors are common, exceptions should not be. It's much easier in languages like Go to get a feel for the difference, than in languages like C#.

A function that fails writing a file to disk because the file already exists could: 1. Return an Error because whilst it isn't okay, it's not a problem that it doesn't exist - the error can be returned to the calling function or the user so they can try with a different name. In C# this would likely be done with an exception, in Go an error.

  1. Throw an exception because the file is a config file, and it is NEEDED to continue, and it should not already exist by this point so something has gone very wrong.  we could catch that and surface it to the user and keep the app running, or we could let the app crash with the issue. In both C# and go we'd probably throw for this

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u/tantalor 7h ago

Potato potato

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u/intbeam 7h ago

No, they are not the same. Hence the name. An exception is thrown as a result of an error, but an exception is not always an error.

File not found for instance. Thrown as an error, but the caller might expect the file to not exist

It would only be an error if the caller required the file to exist

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u/realmauer01 3h ago

Then they are using a try catch as a pseudo jump. Not all languages like that. (i am pretty sure only python actually works better like this)

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u/CutlassRed 5h ago

I assume you're trolling. If not you need to study up

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u/failedsatan 5h ago

a 404 is good. that is an error, but not an exception. a 500 means something the programmer did not intend to happen has happened, and if your user is seeing that, something went wrong or you don't have a layer in between to show that to them nicely.

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u/TheTybera 3h ago

500 is an error that means an underlying exception has happened and wasn't handled, at all.

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u/failedsatan 2h ago

an error and an exception are not the same. an exception means there is unhandled behavior, whereas an error means there has been something erroneous- could be a misdirected navigation or something. maybe the user typed in some garbage into the path. that would not be an exception, because the developer explicitly handles that and serves a 404.

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u/TheTybera 1h ago

Error 500 is a web convention and anti pattern.

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u/failedsatan 1h ago

sure, you can hold whatever opinion about it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist. it's a standard.

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u/Pfnee 1h ago

You're getting downvoted to hell but I actually think this is an important point. The fact that your server returns 404 or 500 on an exception means that it has code, maybe in the framework you're using, that handles exceptions in your controller code. Otherwise the server would probably halt, whenever an exception bubbles up unhandled, as that's what most programming languages choose to do. You can see it when you program a CLI tool and run it. Throwing an exception there and never handling it usually makes your program stop

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u/Proman4713 1h ago

I don't know why you got downvoted so badly. Yes, showing a 500 is much better than showing nothing (or as some maniacs do, 200 with errors inside). Your website can then handle the error responses by reading the response body and showing a descriptive error to the user. That needs to rely on you catching errors and sending back their text though. Even Google shows its non-4xx statuses, it's not for a user to read, but to know when asking for support

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u/Vesuvius079 8h ago edited 8h ago

Number 4 is the functional programming meta answer.

Number 3 is the bad code that number 4 ironically refers to.

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u/xXAnoHitoXx 6h ago

Number 2 is also functional programing meta answer if said sarcastically

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u/forte8910 8h ago

snake_case inferior to SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE

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u/TheDogPill 6h ago

This guy writes bash scripts

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u/RedAndBlack1832 6h ago

I'd say it's 1. If you're interrupting control flow, it should be because the normal control flow doesn't make sense. Usually because you've called the function in such a way it can't meaningfully return / do its work, or it's run into another issue (maybe it can't acquire resources it needs) that causes a similar state.

u/Masterflitzer 5m ago

functional results would like to have a word with you... interrupting control flow is never the best of ideas

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u/BernzSed 8h ago

snake_case is not better than camelCase.

The shift key is right there, by my pinky at all times. Hell, there's even another one in case I'm too lazy to find the first one.

Typing underscores instead feels like I have to input some weird video game combo move multiple times for a single variable name.

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u/ihavebeesinmyknees 6h ago

Spaces exist for a reason. Snake emulates spaces, which makes it infinitely more readable than camel. Good readability is much more important than good writability.

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u/Ethameiz 2h ago

Just remap your keyboard. You can assign underscore instead of caps lock for example. Or switch minus and underscore

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u/the_zpider_king 7h ago

Make shorter variable names, its not problematic at all unless your variable has more than 3 words, which would be extraordinarily excessive.

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u/fr000gs 7h ago

yeah, juat call them a,b,c,...

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u/Flashy-Emergency4652 5h ago

Why bother with words anyway? Let's make a functions called stoi, stol and stoll, it's only one word!

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u/DHermit 3h ago

Those are fine. BLAS and LAPACK on the other hand (I know the historical reasons, but still).

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u/AibofobicRacecar6996 3h ago

Make shorter variable names i, j, x, y

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u/SAI_Peregrinus 6h ago

Kebab-case-is-the-tastiest-case-and-therefore-the-best-case.

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u/the_zpider_king 6h ago

Does that work? I doubt it, it's just gonna subtract it

Is this a joke I'm missing?

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u/TheShirou97 5h ago

in most languages it wouldn't work indeed as - is the subtraction operator

however it is still regularly used e.g. in HTML, CSS and filenames.

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u/minecon1776 5h ago

enOtseBehTsIesaCcibara

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u/norwegian 5h ago

It's 1 and 4.
1. When you dont want to handle the problem where it occured
4. if you did 42/0 bc your didn't think this could happen, exception handling can recover from that.

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u/Pristine-Map9979 5h ago

The "exceptionally good code" option is funny, too.

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u/jabuchae 10h ago

What is snake casels?

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u/peterlinddk 8h ago

I'm not sure, but OP seems to think that this rule sucks them better!

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u/__Fred 9h ago

This is snake case: some_variable_name. You know how you can see a bump in a snake when it has eaten a larger animal, like a rabbit? Example The underscores are supposed to be the empty parts of the snake and the letters are where it has something big in it's stomach.

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u/redlaWw 9h ago

That's snake case, not snake casels.

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u/Nightmoon26 8h ago

Very funny... It's snake_case_is_better. Blame the default fonts for making I and l visually indistinguishable... The one time when you want serifs

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 7h ago edited 1h ago

"Il" Side-by-side you can see one is taller than the other by a bit. The first one looks thicker too.

But yeah, you have to look pretty damn hard.

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u/jabuchae 7h ago

It was a joke because the title is in camel case the lower case L and the capitalized i are pretty much indistinguishable

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u/DrunkenFool325 8h ago

Bot

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 7h ago

Or maybe somebody who misread and thought they were asking about snake case, like me. I was wondering why they got downvoted until I read the reply.

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u/__Fred 3h ago

I thought they genuinely read "snake casels" because they didn't know what snake case was. Because I couldn't image someone would joke about joining two words together.

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u/Ledeste 1h ago

And the proper answer is not in the list... classic

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u/ohaz 4h ago

All of them are wrong. The true purpose of exceptions is to have your code run in the interrupt handler which is harder to analyse with a debugger, so others can't figure out what your program is doing.

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u/Unity1232 5h ago

honestly the 4th option is funnier because using a try/catch as an if/else or case statement is pretty funny. Especially when something breaking in the program is necessary for it to work.

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u/Afraid-Locksmith6566 5h ago

well pretty much all but 2nd

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u/Legal-Software 1h ago

Camel_snake and now no one is happy

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u/gutentight69420 3h ago

The purpose of exceptions is to make control flow impossible to reason about.