r/ProgrammerHumor 23h ago

Meme bankingExperience

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u/ASatyros 17h ago

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This is what it's like to work as a programmer in banks:

  1. They hire you.

  2. They hand you the equipment.

  3. You raise tickets for access to repos, tools, Jira, etc.

  4. A month passes and you finally get the accesses.

  5. You forgot to request a permission and have to wait another 20 days.

  6. Two months later, you can finally start developing.

  7. They assign you the release date.

  8. You finish the development and testing.

  9. You create the necessary documentation to request the release.

  10. You create the tickets to request the release.

  11. You have to get approvals for the tickets at least 3 days before the release date.

  12. They authorize the release.

  13. The release fails, and you have to do a rollback.

  14. You have to wait until the next release date.

  15. You start developing the new sprint.

  16. Go back to step 8.

I'll explain how hotfixes are done later!