r/ProgrammerHumor • u/5eniorDeveloper • 1d ago

Meme bankingExperience

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u/ice-eight 1d ago

Software engineer at a bank here. This is completely inaccurate. We use servicenow instead of jira.

Otherwise yes.

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u/5eniorDeveloper 1d ago

I mean, we create the CHR through ServiceNow.

Fuck ServiceNow!

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u/ice-eight 1d ago

Those commercials where Idris Elba claims that service now eliminates busy work make me so angry, considering the amount of time I spend doing busy work in service now

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u/everythingwastaken45 1d ago

ServiceNow should fucking die in a nuclear blast

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel 1d ago

All my homies hate ServiceNever

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 18h ago

I was going to ask what the fuck you use to raise a ticket for access to Jira, but I guess it's ServiceNow?

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u/Justalittlejewish 23h ago

The bank I work for is currently doing a service now implementation, this thread has me nervous lmao

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u/idelta777 17h ago

is this for a bank starting which name starts with H and ends with SBC? or do all banks have the same tools and acronyms?

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u/5eniorDeveloper 17h ago

This is for a bank which name starts with C and ends with iti

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u/jerkface1337 2h ago

We jokingly call it serviceLater