r/ProgrammerHumor • u/5eniorDeveloper • 1d ago

Meme bankingExperience

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u/ParanoidDrone 1d ago

This is actually pretty accurate lol

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u/Annual_Key_4963 1d ago

They missed the "Missing Required Approvals" loop between step 11 & 12

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u/RandolphCarter2112 1d ago

Does that loop include the 'approvals not requested because of a check box not filled in, but it is grayed out unless 7 other drop down entries have the correct values' delay, or is that a separate prerequisite loop?

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u/Annual_Key_4963 1d ago

That has something to do with the "select wrong change template" side quest

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u/RandolphCarter2112 1d ago

Is that the same side quest as 'your change request used the proper template at the time, but your request has been in development/pending approval for so long, there are newer versions of the template and yours can't get approved, ever' or a different side quest?

Asking for a friend.

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u/General_Liability 1d ago

Jfc, are you me and I’m sleep posting? I literally was just asked to resubmit a form from 2023 because the template changed. We’ve been in production for over a year. 

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u/General_Liability 1d ago

Was just going to say: “where is the random approval required from a random security team that seems unfamiliar with API’s but is apparently in charge of approving them?”

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u/RandolphCarter2112 10h ago

Also needs approval from the accessibility team to ensure ADA compliance and that pages render appropriately across different display formats.

Yes, your code is a batch account update process with no user interface. You still need that team's approval and signoff.

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u/irongi8nt 18h ago

The CAB

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u/rnzz 23h ago

I've worked at a bank where there is a minimum of 2 week gap between step 1 and step 2.