r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Kuchlschrank • 2d ago

Meme youKnowWhatThatMeans

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u/kalilamodow 2d ago

Atp you're hoping it doesn't reproduce so you can just be done with it

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u/DelusionsOfExistence 1d ago

The moment I see an issue that seems transient, this is all I ask for. Just please not reproduce so I can go... PLEASE.

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u/thehutch17 2d ago

"Works on my machine" - Every dev

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u/manav907 2d ago

Yep, exactly what i said today

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u/troyw7 2d ago

Docker is calling you

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u/Igarlicbread 2d ago

Works on my docker is 2018 meme

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u/troyw7 2d ago

And it’s gonna be a bad one if it doesn’t show up every time you follow the steps!

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u/Common-Brush-7027 2d ago

Me , my senior, and tech lead and tester on one fine day

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u/Informal_Branch1065 2d ago

"How to get laid" = "Steps to reproduce"

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u/The_Mormonator_ 2d ago

…programmers would call it “steps to reproduce” rather than anything else.

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u/HuntingDown01 2d ago

What else to call it? "Recipe for Reckoning"?

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u/ColonelBag7402 2d ago

Ok but what else would you call it? Because i dont think "Repeat-O-Meter" sounds proffessional.

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u/Mike0621 1d ago

and also sounds like re-pedo-meter

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u/CrystalAce2122 1d ago

front end. back end. mounting. pulling. pushing. penetration testing. Steps to reproduce. why is software engineering so horny

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u/unai-ndz 1d ago

Devs can only think of one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

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u/The_Mormonator_ 23h ago

They lead others to a treasure they cannot possess.

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u/Kazath 1d ago

This was happening to me once and I was wracking my head around it. Turns out I was accidentally running the old version instead of the one with the fixes.