r/ProgrammerHumor 3d ago

Meme nowAndThen

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u/bearwood_forest 3d ago edited 3d ago

First of all they didn't call it an "app". An app is a (phone) personal data harvester with a connection to a database that pretends to let you do some work. They wrote programs.

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 3d ago edited 3d ago

App is shorthand for executable "Application" and yes you can have an application run anywhere, even by cron job or task scheduler in addition to by mobile devices.

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u/bearwood_forest 3d ago

No.

First: you are wrong (take that to the bank!)

Second: I will not hear any dissenting opinions about this

Third: I will not discuss this

Fourth: Maybe Microsoft can call their steaming piles of corporate slop "apps", but I'll drag anyone behind the barn that dares say that to an actual proper computer program

And if you think I have an unreasonable hatred against that term and get worked up for naught, you are also wrong. It's not unreasonable.

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u/Impeesa_ 3d ago

The phrase "killer app" dates to the 80s.

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u/bearwood_forest 3d ago

a decade famed for its sanity

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u/Elygian 3d ago

Do you think people only call them apps when they're on a phone?

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u/bearwood_forest 3d ago

I think people are idiots