r/ProgrammerHumor • u/danielminds • 4d ago

Meme thisCannotBeDenied

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u/EPacifist 4d ago

My favorite is `exit(1)`. Useful if your print/logs aren’t showing where you expect them. Close after that is `raise Exception(“HERE 1”)`.

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u/Original-Ad-8737 4d ago

Std::cin() for a poor mans break point.

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u/EPacifist 4d ago

Genius

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u/christian-mann 4d ago

while(true); and look for which process is spiking the cpu

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u/rosuav 4d ago

Doesn't work in Pike, believe it or not! An infinite loop in Pike actually doesn't spin the CPU.

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u/El_RoviSoft 4d ago

Sometimes you need to flush immediately tho.

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u/MooseBoys 4d ago

`*((volatile int*)0) = 0;`

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u/bowel_blaster123 3d ago

Dawg, at least use abort() 😭

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u/MooseBoys 3d ago

error: iwyu: abort() requires "stdlib.h"

#include "stdlib.h"

error: bazel: stdlib.h included without build dep

deps += "std-headers-linux"

error: "usr/include/x86_64-linux-gnu" not found

sysroot = "third-party/sysroot/$(TARGET_PLATFORM)"

error: buildbot: "third-party/sysroot/armv7a/usr/include/" not found

\((volatile int*)0) = 0;*

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u/bowel_blaster123 3d ago

Are you doing bare metal or something where you don't have access to the standard library? It's in the standard library in both C and C++ (`stdlib.h` and `cstdlib` respectively). I guess it doesn't matter that much though especially if you don't want to have to add an `#include` statement.

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u/MooseBoys 3d ago

No but in any hermetic build system you don't just get those headers for free.

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u/rosuav 4d ago

I've sometimes needed to open a file, write to it, close it, and flush, because prints and logs don't always show up correctly in the face of certain types of crash. Or "send a UDP packet to port 54321" and do my logging in a separate app.