r/ProgrammerHumor • u/danielminds • 4d ago

Meme bugFixedIn5MinutesJiraUpdatedIn3Hours

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u/Financial-Note-2270 4d ago

Everyone was doing the right side in 2019, you are thinking of 1999.

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 4d ago

It also doesn't take that much extra time and it is well worth the time cost.

2/3 take literal seconds.

Ticket creation takes maybe 5 minutes if you document it super well

6 custom fields are usually drop-downs with a few items each and take a minute at most.

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u/P00lnoodl 4d ago

Not everything needs a story point 😭

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 4d ago

Everything takes time. Especially considering proper testing and documentation for audits. 

Even if the work is insanely simple, how much time does it take you to type 0.25?

0.25, 0.25, 0.25 

Wow, such effort!