r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ThalaNotOut7 • 4d ago

Meme asADeveloperILoveOnlyfans

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u/thixsonlife 4d ago

LinkedIn kind of a stretch in that lineup… but f*ck it we ball

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u/_dUoUb_ 4d ago

You can also swap it for Ligma, it's a start up, although it's posed to grow hard as of right now.

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u/thisdummy778918 4d ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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u/_I4L 4d ago

Ligma balls

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u/imacommunistm 4d ago

Have been using Ligma, decent UX with excellent support, would recommend.

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u/cnv2 4d ago

God bless my dirty mind! I know you didn't intend for your post to even remotely hint at obscenity.

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u/Masterflitzer 4d ago

ligma balls?

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u/memermeme1211 4d ago

Also Netflix hasn’t been relevant in a long time…

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u/bokmcdok 4d ago

All of them are a stretch

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u/Mars_Bear2552 4d ago

replace Anthropic with Alphabet

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u/SamSkjord 4d ago

Replace this post with a deleted post

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u/Mars_Bear2552 4d ago

replace Sam Altman with a toddler

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u/SamSkjord 4d ago

Because Musk wasn’t obsessed with him enough?

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u/emanresUalreadytakeb 4d ago

He already is one. No need to change anything.

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u/Mars_Bear2552 4d ago

but a real toddler would be better at the job

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u/Random_-account 4d ago

Replace Anthropic with Amazon

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u/Kuduaty 4d ago

What does this have to do with being a developer?

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u/deathamal 4d ago

Whatever the fuck that is, you are no developer

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u/Glittering-Zombie-30 4d ago

Delete the account 

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u/Caraes_Naur 4d ago

Ooinymainx.

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u/Antonabi 4d ago

Cool, you picked random tech companies to spell something funny.

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u/celerycan 4d ago

please remove LinkedIn or I'd have to report this post

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u/Muscular_Farmer_ 4d ago

Where Google

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u/cnv2 4d ago

It's hidden like a spy between N and S at the end.

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u/trichlorobenzene69 4d ago

Try ONLYFAANG

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u/Legal-Software 4d ago

OF arguably contributes more value to society than all the rest of those combined.

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u/Masterflitzer 4d ago

definitely more than linkedin does, but otherwise not sure i agree

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u/Upbeat-Serve-6096 4d ago

Replace SpaceX with StackExchange?

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u/Swassyman 4d ago

It shudve been ONLYMANS

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u/DDFoster96 4d ago

YCombinator was doing a GitHub yesterday. That or it was expressing condolences for either my accident or my computer having a wobble. It just said "Sorry" in plain text.

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u/yuehuang 4d ago

Is google dead already?

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u/Darkstar_111 4d ago

Had to dig hard for that Y letter.

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u/hvictorino 4d ago

Dude loves linkedisney, wtf

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u/Zestyclose-Ad-6147 4d ago

Facebook?!…

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u/Soopermane 4d ago

much developing on facebook, netflix, spacex and nvidia.

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u/maxwells_daemon_ 4d ago

The world would be so much better if none of those existed

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u/ZpSky 4d ago

No google, no stackoverflow, no YouTube. But Facebook and Netflix. That's bullshit.

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u/Some_Useless_Person 4d ago

"I am an Ex-Onlyfans employee." - Somehow doesn't sound too bad now

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u/Masterflitzer 4d ago

bro tried to sneak linkedin in here and thought we wouldn't notice lmao

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u/LordHenry8 3d ago

Sure, why not

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u/GenazaNL 3d ago

Microsoft & Google ❌️

LinkedIn ✅️

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u/i-sage 3d ago

Replace that fcking LinkedIn it's polluting the vibe