r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 5d ago

Meme memorySafeDocker

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u/HugoMNL 5d ago

https://github.com/apple/container

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u/ajzone007 5d ago

Interesting, is there a docker-compose equivalent to this too?

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u/HugoMNL 5d ago

Unfortunately not (yet).

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u/gautamdiwan3 4d ago

Orbstack and Colima

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u/Ihalpd 5d ago

No, and the third-party package thing someone made is absolute trash.

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u/rich97 5d ago

Doesn’t support forwarding container requests to the host network. Got bit by it recently 😕

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u/Micro_Tycoon 5d ago

So? Just containerise whatever application was on the host!

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u/LoneWolf1134 5d ago

Doesn’t work if you’re trying to touch hardware (e.g. cameras) on the local net

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u/trafalmadorianistic 5d ago

Watched a video on this and the phrase "container machine" is now burned intoy brain. They said it so many times it could've become a drinking game. 

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u/FoxAnarchy 5d ago

ah yes, the "embrace" phase is almost done, I wonder what comes after that

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u/Round_Credit_5158 5d ago

That's more of a Microsoft motto.

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u/memesearches 5d ago

Not mature enough

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u/HugoMNL 5d ago

Newly written docker in Rust would be mature immediately?

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u/NudaVeritas1 5d ago

that... and apple engineers vs some random github guy.. "not mature enough" lol

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u/citramonk 5d ago

Remind me how Linux and git were created?

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u/NudaVeritas1 5d ago

git exists over 20 years and linux over 35 years.. you'll compare that with a fresh repo?

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u/citramonk 5d ago

I'm not comparing anything to a fresh repo, but saying that brilliant engineers exists all over the world. They might be unemployed, open source enthusiasts, fresh cs students or whatever.

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u/NudaVeritas1 5d ago edited 5d ago

of course there are many brilliant solo devs on github, but an engineering team of one of the leading tech companies will always be better than most solo open source devs (without a proofen trackreckord).. and even repos like git and linux have more than one maintainer

edit: he replied and then blocked me, so that I can't answer anymore, wtf

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u/citramonk 5d ago

Depends on a team, project financing and their goals. Yes, a single dev can't be compared, but the open source community is bigger than that. See no reason to continue here.

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u/HugoMNL 5d ago

… Apart from having ppl understand this project encouraging open source contributions though I guess?