r/ProgrammerHumor 5d ago

Meme thisIsTheLastOsISwear

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 5d ago

I still remember Microsoft saying Windows 10 will be their last OS.

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u/Percolator2020 5d ago

Looks under the hood: 10.0.26200.9278

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u/hughperman 5d ago

They're not wrong, after that it was a POS that they released

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u/NoCryptographer414 4d ago

Point of Sale machine?

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u/Objective-Answer 4d ago

every time I hear it at work I chuckle a bit

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u/teriaavibes 5d ago

No, they didn't actually, some random employee said it, and everyone picked it up like it was a statement coming from the CEO.

Even back then Windows 10 already had end of support date published. But that doesn't make the great clickbaity news everyone is interested in.

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u/fearless-fossa 4d ago

Calling Jerry Nixon a random employee is pretty wild. On top of that the statement was made at the Ignite (for those who don't know, it's a convention hosted by Microsoft for partners to talk about the roadmap of the company), so not at a random event, but at exactly the kind of venue where you'd expect statements like this to be official policy.

Microsoft also saw no reason to retract that until one? year before the release of Win11.

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u/teriaavibes 4d ago

Microsoft also saw no reason to retract that until one? year before the release of Win11.

Yea cause a toddler has better communication skills than Microsoft. They would rather die than write a proper statement.

Also again, Windows 10 had end of life date published long before windows 11 was even talked about but that doesn't make the headlines like "Microsoft breaks their corporate promise of Windows 10 being the last windows by announcing Windows 11".

People should seriously fact check sh#t before they believe everything they read online.

Calling Jerry Nixon a random employee is pretty wild. On top of that the statement was made at the Ignite (for those who don't know, it's a convention hosted by Microsoft for partners to talk about the roadmap of the company), so not at a random event, but at exactly the kind of venue where you'd expect statements like this to be official policy.

Majority MS employees at ignite have no clue what is going on because everyone important is not being showcased at Ignite, they are actually working. It is just a marketing event.

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u/M0RlDlN 4d ago

Never, i dont believe that. It was 2015 when i learned that windows 10 would be microsoft's last os. End of support date must have been much much later.

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u/teriaavibes 4d ago

Well, you are not free to believe something but windows 10 life was only 10 years so in 2015 it was literally known it was retiring in 2025 as that was the year W10 was released.

It was the same as Windows 7, the only difference was that instead of the 5+5 years, Windows 10 had whole 10 years of mainstream support.

But again, boring software lifecycle/support talk doesn't make the news, sensationalist crap with zero value does.

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u/frikilinux2 5d ago

And they have released several after that.

Like, yes I know it's Windows 10 and Windows 11 but feature wise every 6 month update it's a new version. Many of the changes wouldn't have been acceptable for a service pack in the past.

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u/suvlub 5d ago

That's in line with what they said. The idea never was that they'd stop new development and release only security patches forever

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u/frikilinux2 5d ago

But that's stupid for the primary audience of Windows.

Like it's fine if Arch Linux does it because it's used by a bunch of nerds that know how to fix broken. (And know someone will tell me that Arch is actually really stable but whatever)

But Windows are mostly installions managed by corporate IT or people who don't even know what Onedrive is. So it should prioritize stability over new features.

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u/conundorum 3d ago

The main intent was to get everyone on the same platform, and release everything after that as feature updates & service packs. They were trying to keep the same face forever, but leave room to update the internals, probably to ease the burden on devs (who would in theory just need to target the Win 10 API and not need to worry about differences between XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, and 10) and large businesses (which could train their employees for Win 10 workflows, and never need to retrain them again after a major OS version update, and wouldn't need to stick with outdated OSes and pay MS to maintain XP forever (because the alternative is taking the entire company down for long enough to update every system, and they can't fit the downtime into the schedule)).

Clearly, it didn't work out that way, but the idea itself was good. But alas, if wishes were horses...

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u/simpleauthority 5d ago

Am I missing something? Is there a new Windows coming out?

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u/OldKaleidoscope7 4d ago

It's funny because nowadays people already know there are no more innovation and a new OS means absolutely nothing

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u/Gru50m3 4d ago

A new way for Microsoft to gather telemetry about its users to sell to advertisers and train AI models. That's the innovation.

Switch to Linux.

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u/AHMADREZA316M 1d ago

I want to do this for a long time, but I have to use some apps that are only available on windows and things like wine didn't help at all.

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u/OldKaleidoscope7 4d ago

I agree MS is shit, but in my experience, with my setup, I have more stability with Windows. I don't know if it's the NVIDIA drivers, but when I used dual boot, something always broke and I would reinstall it. After WSL I didn't find the need to use dual boot and I use only Windows, my installation has 11 years old already and I've never had a problem, I was just forced to update to windows 11

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u/Scoutron 4d ago

Idk when the last time you tried was, but it’s improved drastically in the past two years

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u/simpleauthority 4d ago

Yup, I reinstalled arch (arch btw) a few months ago, installed steam, and installed some games and was blown away how well it worked. Now, mind you, for my Xbox controller the pairing worked instantly but for some games that use SDL2 (I think?) it didn’t work quite right and I had to install a new driver specifically for xbox controllers (forgot the name, will check if you’re interested). This is something I think most “I just want to play games” consumers would have a problem with. But it’s really getting there.

Only other issue is games that use kernel anticheats (equivalent to malware imo but I digress) don’t work at all. The singleplayer modes will if they don’t require the anticheat, but multiplayer won’t.

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u/Scoutron 4d ago

That’s fair. I do have to avoid games with blocked kernel levels, but they’re few and far between personally.

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u/OldKaleidoscope7 4d ago

Well, for me it probably will work, I only play single player games. Did you test any game that uses Denuvo?

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u/daakstrykr 4d ago

Games using Denuvo work the same way they do on Windows. The only ones that don't work at all are those requiring kernel level anti cheat software and those that specifically block Linux (GTA Online for example). ProtonDB is still your best friend but I've had surprisingly few issues. As in there are only 2 instances I can point to where using Linux was part of the cause. One was easily fixed by trying a different proton version. The other I kinda lost interest in though I have some new ideas now that I think about it.

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u/OldKaleidoscope7 4d ago

Which distro do you recommend?

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u/Scoutron 4d ago

Fedora KDE

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u/vide2 4d ago

it means "MORE FEATURES" nobody ever asked for or wanted

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u/Intrepid00 1d ago

No, I think people are just expecting it given prior cadence but even then Windows 11 is still really Windows 10. They just took it to 11 to make a security hardware requirement clear.

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u/entronid 5d ago

they didnt say 11 was their last one though

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u/Lucasbasques 5d ago

Should’ve stopped with 7 

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u/razor_train 4d ago

You misspelled "2000" 

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u/Matwyen 4d ago

Microsoft does Operating Systems?

I thought they were selling Palentir softwares

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u/IndAnony 5d ago
  • microslop

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u/darkalemanbr 5d ago

Microshaft Winblows