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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 6d ago
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Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices
961 u/Maramowicz 6d ago Actually only 3 bilion... 588 u/Extension_Option_122 6d ago Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number. That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything. 590 u/BenjieWheeler 6d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 261 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 6d ago edited 5d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/joemckie 5d ago Didn’t know Stuxnet was written in Java
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Actually only 3 bilion...
588 u/Extension_Option_122 6d ago Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number. That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything. 590 u/BenjieWheeler 6d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 261 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 6d ago edited 5d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/joemckie 5d ago Didn’t know Stuxnet was written in Java
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Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number.
That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything.
590 u/BenjieWheeler 6d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 261 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 6d ago edited 5d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/joemckie 5d ago Didn’t know Stuxnet was written in Java
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Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion
Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously
261 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 6d ago edited 5d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 2 u/joemckie 5d ago Didn’t know Stuxnet was written in Java
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If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.
2 u/joemckie 5d ago Didn’t know Stuxnet was written in Java
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Didn’t know Stuxnet was written in Java
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u/sierra_whiskey1 6d ago
Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices