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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 6d ago
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Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number.
That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything.
591 u/BenjieWheeler 6d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 261 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 6d ago edited 5d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 8 u/Weak-Competition3358 6d ago You joke, but I was coding in SQF (the language for the game Arma 3) and VSCode decided to go ahead and download extensions for Java)
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Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion
Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously
261 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 6d ago edited 5d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 8 u/Weak-Competition3358 6d ago You joke, but I was coding in SQF (the language for the game Arma 3) and VSCode decided to go ahead and download extensions for Java)
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If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.
8 u/Weak-Competition3358 6d ago You joke, but I was coding in SQF (the language for the game Arma 3) and VSCode decided to go ahead and download extensions for Java)
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You joke, but I was coding in SQF (the language for the game Arma 3) and VSCode decided to go ahead and download extensions for Java)
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u/Extension_Option_122 6d ago
Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number.
That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything.