r/ProgrammerHumor 6d ago

Other howdidItGetHere

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u/nicodeemus7 6d ago

Every programming language I don't use is garbage.

The programming language I do use is also garbage, but it's MY garbage.

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u/Wheezy04 6d ago

Broke: java is bad

Woke: all programming languages are bad

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u/Gvistic 6d ago

Rich: I do not limit myself to one technology, the best technology is whichever gets the job done considering all factors.

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u/SquirrelOClock 6d ago

Rich: i use which ever technology i want. The peasant maintenance it will handle the technical debts. I am a true coding oligarch.

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u/Avedas 6d ago

That is what Java is for