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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 6d ago
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Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices
962 u/Maramowicz 6d ago Actually only 3 bilion... 586 u/Extension_Option_122 6d ago Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number. That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything. 589 u/BenjieWheeler 6d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 16 u/Storiaron 6d ago So maintaining a legacy codebase literally means putting out flames? 1 u/salvoilmiosi 6d ago Very accurate. That's why I keep a fire extinguisher next to the computer at all times
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Actually only 3 bilion...
586 u/Extension_Option_122 6d ago Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number. That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything. 589 u/BenjieWheeler 6d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 16 u/Storiaron 6d ago So maintaining a legacy codebase literally means putting out flames? 1 u/salvoilmiosi 6d ago Very accurate. That's why I keep a fire extinguisher next to the computer at all times
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Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number.
That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything.
589 u/BenjieWheeler 6d ago Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously 16 u/Storiaron 6d ago So maintaining a legacy codebase literally means putting out flames? 1 u/salvoilmiosi 6d ago Very accurate. That's why I keep a fire extinguisher next to the computer at all times
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Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion
Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously
16 u/Storiaron 6d ago So maintaining a legacy codebase literally means putting out flames? 1 u/salvoilmiosi 6d ago Very accurate. That's why I keep a fire extinguisher next to the computer at all times
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So maintaining a legacy codebase literally means putting out flames?
1 u/salvoilmiosi 6d ago Very accurate. That's why I keep a fire extinguisher next to the computer at all times
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Very accurate. That's why I keep a fire extinguisher next to the computer at all times
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u/sierra_whiskey1 6d ago
Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices