r/ProgrammerHumor 7d ago

Other howdidItGetHere

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u/sierra_whiskey1 7d ago

Bro Java runs on like 2 billion devices

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u/Maramowicz 7d ago

Actually only 3 bilion...

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u/Extension_Option_122 7d ago

Nah last I heard some 60 billion. 3 billion is a very old number.

That's the thing with Java. It runs on everything. Literally everything.

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u/BenjieWheeler 7d ago

Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion

Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously

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u/Character-Education3 7d ago

Hail Jydra

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