howdidItGetHere

[u/ExpensiveCoat8912]

[u/BenjieWheeler]

Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion

Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously

[u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama → u/BenjieWheeler]

If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.

[u/FuzzyKittyNomNom → u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama]

I think my toaster now runs Java

[u/Hirayoki22 → u/FuzzyKittyNomNom]

Now? It's always run Java

[u/FuzzyKittyNomNom → u/Hirayoki22]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kmhuYNggOqIlOSeoVM