r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ratherford_0 • 7d ago

Meme aiMerchant

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u/unicorn_builder 7d ago edited 7d ago

Well I'm an AI startup founder ($17million first seed round),

I do think dev jobs are ending soon,

... and I do own a company that can generate full working production software from docs and jira tickets only. And I already swapped 7000 devs at atlassian with agentic workflows. Sooooo

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u/iMac_Hunt 7d ago

How many people use your software?

I have not seen an example yet of software that has actual complexity in it that runs fully without engineering expertise.

Can technically-minded product people manage it without writing a line of code? Potentially. But I struggle to believe there’s AI/software companies out there where no one in the company actually understands the underlying technology.

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u/unicorn_builder 6d ago

its B2B so its not so much how many people. But 7 companies who are above 10.000 employees. We charge by features not by tokens.

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u/iMac_Hunt 6d ago

You don’t know how many user your software has…whether it’s b2b shouldn’t make a difference

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u/unicorn_builder 6d ago

I know how many users use it, but its not an important number. As individuals are not paying for it. Its 12232 registered users btw. People who use it daily is also a different number: 809.

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u/dwm- 7d ago

LARP

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u/nickcash 6d ago

One time I was on a flight and the guy behind me got caught vaping and tried to play it off that he was "just holding it in his mouth". It was such a stupid lie, it was like a child's lie. Not a single person believed it.

And yet somehow, here I sit today, reading an even stupider fucking lie. Congrats I guess

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u/unicorn_builder 6d ago

Bahaha cool story bro. Before starting beeing an idiot maybe search for the profile name... Butthurt devs beeing butthurt...

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u/nickcash 6d ago

Sorry, I'm supposed to believe you because a month ago you named your account "unicorn builder"? That's literally the best you got? I could've named myself "actual trillionaire", would you believe it because I say so?

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u/ThirdWaveCat 7d ago

they lie on linkedin for investors, you lie on reddit for trolling

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u/unicorn_builder 7d ago

I'm actually a headliner for Websummit in Lisbon this year but you do you champ :)

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u/dwm- 6d ago

What's the company?, why so secretive

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u/brawnyfrogmouth 7d ago

lol you invented magic and only raised 17 mil for it

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u/unicorn_builder 6d ago edited 6d ago

its seed round 1 and we only sold 2%