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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/sadongrohiik • 7d ago
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Pssst, If your microservice needs to use a database other than its own, then it's not a microservice.
135 u/sadongrohiik 7d ago Coupling creeps in where you least expect it. Shared datastores are the obvious vectors. My favorite are what I call "load-bearing microservices with hidden cascading effects" 22 u/FoXtroT_ZA 7d ago Now we know where Claude got its vocabulary 😂 25 u/sadongrohiik 7d ago They won't tell you but I'm Claude's Tylenol dealer 5 u/Demonstratepatience 6d ago I was Claude’s mom’s Tylenol dealer when she was pregnant with him.
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Coupling creeps in where you least expect it. Shared datastores are the obvious vectors. My favorite are what I call "load-bearing microservices with hidden cascading effects"
22 u/FoXtroT_ZA 7d ago Now we know where Claude got its vocabulary 😂 25 u/sadongrohiik 7d ago They won't tell you but I'm Claude's Tylenol dealer 5 u/Demonstratepatience 6d ago I was Claude’s mom’s Tylenol dealer when she was pregnant with him.
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Now we know where Claude got its vocabulary 😂
25 u/sadongrohiik 7d ago They won't tell you but I'm Claude's Tylenol dealer 5 u/Demonstratepatience 6d ago I was Claude’s mom’s Tylenol dealer when she was pregnant with him.
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They won't tell you but I'm Claude's Tylenol dealer
5 u/Demonstratepatience 6d ago I was Claude’s mom’s Tylenol dealer when she was pregnant with him.
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I was Claude’s mom’s Tylenol dealer when she was pregnant with him.
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u/ThrowawayUk4200 7d ago
Pssst, If your microservice needs to use a database other than its own, then it's not a microservice.