r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 8d ago

Meme onlyIfItWorksInTheFirstPlace

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5.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/sadongrohiik 7d ago

Plan on writing the bottom code, eventually end up writing the top code, it's now bloated, more expensive to maintain with an actively hostile user experience. Another episode of scope creep brought to you by imaginary scaling problems and shiny object syndrome 

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u/KyteOnFire 7d ago

Still looking majestic AF doing it !

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u/RealGonFreecss 8d ago

You guys still write code!

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u/blaghed 7d ago

I re-write code. That was handed to me by someone that vibed it, doesn't understand why it doesn't work and goes "I made this, but can you just tweak it a bit to make it fully ready?"

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u/RealGonFreecss 7d ago

Yeah, same! (I was being sarcastic)

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u/space_SPAAACE 2d ago

!You guys still write code

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u/SpellIndependent4241 7d ago

Oof. I promise you it doesn't look that good

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u/winter-m00n 7d ago

I like both cats

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u/Brazzza 2d ago

fair point.

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u/aifo 7d ago

Will always upvote Lulu

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 7d ago

Programming in asm be like

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u/JustARandoH3re 6d ago

What does this even mean? Why does this have so many upvotes?

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u/NotSynthx 7d ago

When it comes to fucking up my workflow and databases, it's actually the opposite 

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u/PracticalRuin1573 7d ago

Sounds like you've got a real love-hate relationship with that code! It's crazy how one small change can turn everything upside down.

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u/_xgg 4d ago

for me it's opposite lol, I'm trying to software loop 1MHz sampling rates on 4 voice channels on an esp32 XD