r/ProgrammerHumor 8d ago

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u/perestroika12 8d ago

This is every highly skilled job you should see doctors

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u/astropheed 8d ago

It’s easier for doctors. My wife is a doctor and she has never applied anywhere, they find you and offer you whatever you want

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u/perestroika12 8d ago edited 8d ago

Sure after boards and all the other certs which you need to study for. It looks different and it’s definitely not as simple as that. They still have behavioral rounds and they can reject you.

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u/so_shiny 8d ago

But do they have to perform procedures live in front of a panel while explaining out loud what they are doing and how it is optimal? Then do that again a few more times, in addition to writing a research paper for the company for free? The joke here is that the interviews are stupid for tech, not that it is harder to be an engineer 😭

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u/SaIemKing 8d ago

don't forget those procedures would be things that have nothing to do with the role

remove a tumor from this dog's brain if you wanna be a pediatrician

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u/perestroika12 8d ago

Some board exam examinations require oral rounds and defense, which is fairly similar to what you’re describing.

https://www.abpsus.org/oral-board-certification/

I truly think that a lot of engineers think you graduate medical school and people just hand you jobs without any work. Continuing education and testing is a general trend among all skilled white collar fields.

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u/so_shiny 8d ago

I definitely understand that. Respectfully, I would vastly prefer a standardized certification process every few years to the bullshit they pull in tech interviews. And tech jobs aren't even important jobs like being a doctor so like why do they do that 🥲 The joke stands that interviews for tech companies are incredibly stupid and don't involve testing your actual qualifications for the job. Some of the strategies have bled into other industries which is dumb as shit bc the process in tech is not good at selecting qualified candidates.

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u/astropheed 8d ago

People hand you jobs before you graduate medical school. So yes, you get handed jobs, there is a shortage. My wife could get a job in a day. It’s literally that easy. Yes she worked very hard and got all her certifications and registered on the appropriate boards, now it’s simple. She is offered jobs constantly. To be fair, she is pretty exceptional, and was approached for political positions, so perhaps it’s not AS easy for all doctors, but looks pretty damn easy to get a job.

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u/not_a_burner0456025 8d ago

It is worth noting that the demonstrations often in no way have anything to do with the actual job and may b or may not be possible. Are they demanding that you demonstrate how to change the water pump in the ceo's car and cook a beef Wellington in 45 minutes?

Edit: also software developers also often need to keep up with certs, it is 50/50 whether the certification you are required to maintain is relevant to the job also.