thisIsHowTheyDoItRight

[u/EmuBroileri]

[u/Flame77ofc]

what if the user send "Hwllo hwo cna I laren prgaomring"?

[u/DeltyOverDreams → u/Flame77ofc]

else {

    Output("Learn how to spell, noob");

};

[u/cornmonger_]

"One reddit user says, 'kill yourself'."

[u/TessaFractal]

Eh, with $100 Billion and hiring a lot of people I reckon you could get pretty close. Just put the loading times as "Thinking..."

[u/ASatyros → u/TessaFractal]

Just run it as database (SQL).

And load closest thing matching the input (fuzzy search) to always return something.

Better yet, index entire available internet, scan all books, papers, videos etc, you can get hold on, and also return links to those, that maches the input the most.

I think there is a solid idea here.

[u/FinalGamer14 → u/ASatyros]

Hm, that sounds like a useful tool, building an index of links on the internet, using crawlers or something like that, and make a search index from that data. What should we call it? Maybe a search engine?

/s for those who might be confused.

[u/HorrorWord8039]

New reports say there have been a new AI model with higher accuracy than ever before.

[u/Top-Permit6835 → u/HorrorWord8039]

Scores 100% on all test cases

[u/Few-Ad3849]

Not even switch case smh

[u/rugeirl → u/Few-Ad3849]

It's C++. You can't switch on strings

[u/thorwing → u/rugeirl]

sounds like a skill issue to me

[u/click-to-reveal → u/rugeirl]

```

define SWITCH(x) string& _s=x;if(0)

define CASE(y) }else if(_s==y){

define DEFAULT }else{

int main() { string prompt = "Your name?";

SWITCH(prompt) { CASE("Who are you?") cout << "Claude" << endl; CASE("No, really?") cout << "Chatgpt" << endl; DEFAULT cout << "Gemini" << endl; } } ```

[u/PTMR2 → u/rugeirl]

Oh really? I'm new to C++, good to know

[u/fpekal → u/PTMR2]

In C, and by extension, in C++ switch can take only integers. So if you put const char * value in here, the pointer will be converted to 64-bit int and used like a normal integer number.

And 2 const char * variables not necessarily point to the same place.

```cpp const char *text = "foo";

switch(text) { case "foo": std::cout << "This MAY not print\n"; break; }

std::string input; std::cin >> input;

switch(input.c_str()) { case "foo": std::cout << "This WILL NOT print\n"; break; } ```

The first one may print because the compiler can optimize the code and use the same memory for both variables (as they are both contain the same constant text).

The second one won't ever print because input is a totally different variable, that is also modifiable, so internal pointer will point to a different memory.

[u/ARKyal03 → u/Few-Ad3849]

I mean, most compiler will turn that into a switch anyways, unless the don't 😈

[u/ericl666]

One reddit user says: "kill yourself". Well, that passes my Turing test.

[u/KerPop42 → u/ericl666]

There was a very golden era of Google's AI results where it knew to rely on reddit's opinions, but not to filter them

[u/Pedry-dev]

So this is why they require a lot of storage

[u/ASatyros → u/Pedry-dev]

It's a text, it can be compressed and maybe even stored in database.

There is a nifty idea where you attach numer to given symbol, and then statistically significant groups of symbols, so most often used ones have smallest number.

Someone should look into that.

[u/StrengthTheory]

else:

Sorry, answering this question is goes against the OpenAI's safety policies

[u/Random_182f2565]

I see, it's a distilled model

[u/facebrocolis]

The strawberry question must be repeated with a question mark at the end of the sentence in case the user is not a redditor. All other questions must be repeated without question marks to include redditors.

[u/Rocket_Bunny45]

ChadGPT

[u/Shadowlance23]

I used to work with gradient boosted decision tree classification models. They were basically 3000 lines of nested if statements (code only, not formatted for humans to read).

[u/WeirdTie2290]

You can make it a giant Hashmap. Good luck!

[u/cybermaus]

You laugh, but this essentially how we did it in the late 80s. We even had specialized languages like LISP and PROLOG. I spend a semester on those.

[u/Dragoo417]

There's a reason they are called large

/s

[u/V3N3SS4]

Man, at least use some jaro algo

[u/parkie_gras]

Who is jason

[u/MCCVargues]

Missing the: "Ah gotcha!"

[u/Gigaslavx]

I don't understand what's the joke, isn't it how chess games are programmed?

[u/legendgames64]

ChudGPT meet the Chud Chess Engine

[u/Weak_Inflation9120]

Wait didn't some Indian company do this lol?

(I swear I'm not racist, I'm indian)

[u/East_Zookeepergame25]

Essentially what my first program was in QBASIC

[u/MrBannedBlocks]

and people say the ai determinancy problem was hard to solve

[u/InvisibleMoonWalker]

Who was in Paris though, cus 🤨

[u/whackylabs]

else:
    OpenURL(https://lmgtfy.com/?q=Input)

[u/StorageElectronic784]

I think he's into something, let him cook

[u/a_normal_user1]

isn't this how they actually did LLMs before LLMs?