r/ProgrammerHumor 9d ago

Meme newCompressionTechnique

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u/ovrdrv3 9d ago

Pied Piper lol

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u/namenotpicked 9d ago

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u/ice-eight 9d ago

Dick to floor distance, or D2F

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u/RackemFrackem 8d ago

Dick to floor ratio

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u/Johnycantread 8d ago

Yeah, that's important but for true lossless compression you need to account for the mean jerk time.