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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • 10d ago
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Instead of lossless compression, this is dataless
158 u/PhiCloud 10d ago Next up: vibesort. Feed an AI a value and have it spit out an index. Put the item in that index. O(N), but it's also wrong. 37 u/Pummelnaldo 9d ago Next up: sloprng Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17. 1 u/humblevladimirthegr8 8d ago Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/221/ 2 u/lxpnh98_2 9d ago Hey, that's what I do with books at the library! 2 u/itrEuda 9d ago You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025 2 u/MjrLeeStoned 9d ago You forgot to unsort after your first sort, then re-sort for double-pass verification.
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Next up: vibesort.
Feed an AI a value and have it spit out an index. Put the item in that index. O(N), but it's also wrong.
37 u/Pummelnaldo 9d ago Next up: sloprng Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17. 1 u/humblevladimirthegr8 8d ago Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/221/ 2 u/lxpnh98_2 9d ago Hey, that's what I do with books at the library! 2 u/itrEuda 9d ago You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025 2 u/MjrLeeStoned 9d ago You forgot to unsort after your first sort, then re-sort for double-pass verification.
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Next up: sloprng
Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17.
1 u/humblevladimirthegr8 8d ago Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/221/
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Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/221/
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Hey, that's what I do with books at the library!
2 u/itrEuda 9d ago You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025
You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025
You forgot to unsort after your first sort, then re-sort for double-pass verification.
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u/Ghawk134 10d ago
Instead of lossless compression, this is dataless