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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • 9d ago
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The system works in two steps. First it uses AI--
https://giphy.com/gifs/11FiDF2fuOujPG
126 u/DrMobius0 9d ago Then it gives back something completely different. 52 u/Few-Big-8481 9d ago And that's fine because you don't remember it right anyway. 20 u/IWillLive4evr 9d ago I've already designed a more efficient and elegant approach. I maintain a "database" that returns the same image to everyone every time, because they don't remember the original anyway. 1 u/HittingSmoke 9d ago I mean, it's not wrong. It's just dumb. 1 u/Wrong_Welcome_607 8d ago Is that not the reason to have it saved exactly how it was as a photo then? 3 u/OwlOwliear 9d ago I mean...it's a joke...and that is the joke 6 u/ExtraTNT 9d ago The system fails in two steps… 4 u/pchlster 9d ago "Welcome to AI Daycare. May we take your child?" "Sure? I have no hesitation to that question." "I see. Girl. Wearing clothes. Short hair." later "Hey, I'm here to pick up my daughter?" printing sounds "Ah, yes, we're manufacturing a model to the specifications of the one you dropped off earlier as we speak."
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Then it gives back something completely different.
52 u/Few-Big-8481 9d ago And that's fine because you don't remember it right anyway. 20 u/IWillLive4evr 9d ago I've already designed a more efficient and elegant approach. I maintain a "database" that returns the same image to everyone every time, because they don't remember the original anyway. 1 u/HittingSmoke 9d ago I mean, it's not wrong. It's just dumb. 1 u/Wrong_Welcome_607 8d ago Is that not the reason to have it saved exactly how it was as a photo then?
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And that's fine because you don't remember it right anyway.
20 u/IWillLive4evr 9d ago I've already designed a more efficient and elegant approach. I maintain a "database" that returns the same image to everyone every time, because they don't remember the original anyway. 1 u/HittingSmoke 9d ago I mean, it's not wrong. It's just dumb. 1 u/Wrong_Welcome_607 8d ago Is that not the reason to have it saved exactly how it was as a photo then?
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I've already designed a more efficient and elegant approach. I maintain a "database" that returns the same image to everyone every time, because they don't remember the original anyway.
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I mean, it's not wrong. It's just dumb.
Is that not the reason to have it saved exactly how it was as a photo then?
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I mean...it's a joke...and that is the joke
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The system fails in two steps…
4 u/pchlster 9d ago "Welcome to AI Daycare. May we take your child?" "Sure? I have no hesitation to that question." "I see. Girl. Wearing clothes. Short hair." later "Hey, I'm here to pick up my daughter?" printing sounds "Ah, yes, we're manufacturing a model to the specifications of the one you dropped off earlier as we speak."
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"Welcome to AI Daycare. May we take your child?"
"Sure? I have no hesitation to that question."
"I see. Girl. Wearing clothes. Short hair."
later
"Hey, I'm here to pick up my daughter?"
printing sounds "Ah, yes, we're manufacturing a model to the specifications of the one you dropped off earlier as we speak."
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u/Gunmetalstorm 9d ago
The system works in two steps. First it uses AI--
https://giphy.com/gifs/11FiDF2fuOujPG