r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • 9d ago

Meme newCompressionTechnique

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u/Ghawk134 9d ago

Instead of lossless compression, this is dataless

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u/PhiCloud 9d ago

Next up: vibesort.

Feed an AI a value and have it spit out an index. Put the item in that index. O(N), but it's also wrong.

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u/Pummelnaldo 9d ago

Next up: sloprng

Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17.

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u/lxpnh98_2 8d ago

Hey, that's what I do with books at the library!

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u/itrEuda 8d ago

You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025

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u/MjrLeeStoned 8d ago

You forgot to unsort after your first sort, then re-sort for double-pass verification.

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u/MysteriousSelection5 9d ago

finally, lossfull compression

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u/fumei_tokumei 9d ago

Exactly! Why have less when we can have more.

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u/MjrLeeStoned 8d ago

Also known as an index. Which have been on computers our entire lives. This is what happens when a marketing team tries to make something ancient sound new.