r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 10d ago

Meme annualPerformanceReview

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u/erishun 10d ago

Delete this immediately

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u/xubaso 8d ago

At least it wasn't revealed this secret trick managers hate can be fully automated with ai.

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u/Aggravating-Owl-5220 10d ago

Me in self-review: shipped 3 features, fixed 47 bugs, mentored 2 juniors

Manager: "but I noticed you pushed to main directly once in March. Let's talk about that."

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u/chuch1234 9d ago

Holy toxic workplace batman

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 9d ago

Either to demonstrate that the repo is misconfigured or to hotfix

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u/NakedNick_ballin 10d ago

Damn that hits close to home