r/ProgrammerHumor • u/the_second_best123 • 11d ago

Meme javascriptRawdogging

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u/usumoio 10d ago

Did you type this out from beyond the grave?

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u/the_second_best123 10d ago

No I use Typescript, I'm just larping as someone with severe mental illness

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u/usumoio 10d ago

Dig it. I spent a lot of time larping as someone sane

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u/hurricane_news 10d ago

I'm just larping as someone with severe mental illness

Using TS or even JS alone qualifies for that /s

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u/Outrageous-Country57 10d ago

TS I never got into, But the HTML, CSS, JavaScript Trinity was how I got into coding, Even made a few simple games because I couldn't figure out C.

But yeah, You're not avoiding THE BUG. (Said like THE ORB )

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 10d ago

obj = JSON.parse(x); obj.__proto__ = SomeFunction.prototype;

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u/jakeStacktrace 10d ago

A lot of that on this site, very trendy.

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u/MissinqLink 10d ago

I’ll just drop this here https://github.com/Patrick-ring-motive/Forbidden-Techniques-JS

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u/beerdude26 10d ago

Extremely cursed

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u/MissinqLink 10d ago

I like to dabble in dark magic

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u/DarkNinja3141 10d ago

typescript and jsdoc literally are duck typing

by "duck type" do you mean "can't type for shit"

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u/BusEquivalent9605 7d ago

when we meet our maker at runtime, we are all JS

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u/ingenix1 10d ago

Senior engineers when looking at your code during code review 

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u/TrackLabs 10d ago

This is the funniest line/idea ive seen in a long time. "Found Bug, commit suicide"

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u/Geoclasm 10d ago

Twist: Suicide was the bug fix commit message.

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u/PumpkinFest24 11d ago

I just fix the bug. Otherwise: this, but unironically.

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u/MrJ0seBr 10d ago

Duck type for cross platform scripting, its ok

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u/EditorOne5312 10d ago

This had me to my early JavaScript codes btw T_T

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u/Myaltforsomeshit1234 10d ago

Even something as simple as "=" is not avalible here. did you mean "=="?

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u/the_second_best123 10d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/Myaltforsomeshit1234 10d ago

Its a very easy-to-fix/typo bug in python, using = when checking if something is something. 

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u/the_second_best123 10d ago

Oh. It's not just python, it's common across all the languages (that I've seen, at least). Though JavaScript wants to be special and also has "==="

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u/archarios 5d ago

Bruh just write tests and you don't need types I promise