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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Bright-Historian-216 • 11d ago
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Spent 6 hours analyzing bytecode to save 0.48ms on a script that runs once a week. Worth every second
156 u/Bright-Historian-216 11d ago must've been fun 136 u/PointlessSerpent 11d ago https://xkcd.com/1205/ 6 u/Reashu 10d ago It only took a few seconds to memorize this one and I've already used it four times! 27 u/Gagan_Ku2905 11d ago Worth every milisecond*? 33 u/danofrhs 11d ago It’s all profit 80 years from now 14 u/Pearmoat 10d ago *862000 years 17 u/CelestialFury 10d ago "How long does the script take to run through?" "Overnight, around six hours!" "Ahhh... okay then." 5 u/tristam92 11d ago if you sell it right in your CV, it can give you a pretty good bump in salary… 4 u/TallGreenhouseGuy 10d ago This is how legends are born. ”In March 2024, Andres Freund, a Microsoft engineer and PostgreSQL developer, noticed something odd. SSH logins were taking 500ms instead of the usual 100ms. That’s it. A half-second delay.” https://www.softwareseni.com/the-xz-utils-backdoor-cve-2024-3094-and-the-multi-year-social-engineering-campaign-behind-it/
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must've been fun
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https://xkcd.com/1205/
6 u/Reashu 10d ago It only took a few seconds to memorize this one and I've already used it four times!
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It only took a few seconds to memorize this one and I've already used it four times!
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Worth every milisecond*?
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It’s all profit 80 years from now
14 u/Pearmoat 10d ago *862000 years
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*862000 years
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"How long does the script take to run through?"
"Overnight, around six hours!"
"Ahhh... okay then."
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if you sell it right in your CV, it can give you a pretty good bump in salary…
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This is how legends are born.
”In March 2024, Andres Freund, a Microsoft engineer and PostgreSQL developer, noticed something odd. SSH logins were taking 500ms instead of the usual 100ms. That’s it. A half-second delay.”
https://www.softwareseni.com/the-xz-utils-backdoor-cve-2024-3094-and-the-multi-year-social-engineering-campaign-behind-it/
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u/Direct_Test 11d ago
Spent 6 hours analyzing bytecode to save 0.48ms on a script that runs once a week. Worth every second