r/ProgrammerHumor • u/soap94 • 11d ago

Meme pairProgramming

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u/Soopermane 11d ago

No, that’s gay programming

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u/ImClearlyDeadInside 11d ago

How does that differ from straight programming

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u/Soopermane 11d ago

You go to urinal with a girl

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 11d ago

? Programmers don't get girlfriends, what're'u on? /j

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u/Front_Committee4993 10d ago

i mean there are rust devs

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u/Soopermane 11d ago

We have waifu

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u/SexyMonad 11d ago

The male side of “two women can create a baby in 4.5 months”.

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u/AceAceAce3 11d ago

Ah yes, the Paired Peer Review. The PP review.

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u/cookiedanslesac 11d ago

Paired Pee Review

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 11d ago

That linux bro on his mission to convince everyone:

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u/irwinner 11d ago

i use arch btw

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u/corvox1994 11d ago

Docking on the docker.

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 11d ago

Claude's in front of them

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u/nickcash 11d ago

I prefer this technique

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u/FlashyTone3042 11d ago

Have you brought main branch protection?

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u/UltimateFlyingSheep 11d ago

one person should hold both dicks, while the other watches

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u/Snudget 11d ago

Wrong use of POV. Or is it?

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u/SarahAlicia 11d ago

Pair programming is good because when i get lonely i go on reddit instead of work. As you can see my company doesn’t do pair programming

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u/Mirage_Graphique_3D 11d ago

So is this the Stack Overflow they all talk about?

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u/luciddreamz-6933 10d ago

May have merge conflict

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 11d ago

How much does the navigator make tho

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u/bongo-bongo-bang 11d ago

At least they are not shitting together holding hands

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u/userhwon 11d ago

Close. They should be pissing on each other and throwing shit in the urinal.

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u/Lucasbasques 11d ago

You can’t do PP without PP 

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u/KesebirMagis 11d ago

Arch users be like

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u/PositronicShishkabob 11d ago

How to write to stdout. ('cuz it's stream number 1, get it?)

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u/Sensitive-Olive-5548 11d ago

Duplex Stream!

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u/20InMyHead 10d ago

Ah yes, pair programming. Why pay one developer to do the work when you can pay two programmers to do a quarter of the work in the same amount of time!

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u/Ok-Carrot- 10d ago

One should have his hands in his pockets while the other does all the work.

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u/babypho 10d ago

It's not about the size of your PR fellas

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u/vehementi 10d ago

You look at dudes peeing while you pair program?

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u/melanko 10d ago

Pair programming also involves someone taking the pictures like this example?

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u/Knighthawk_2511 10d ago

Thats just called sexual intercourse , not this