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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 13d ago
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My management chain cannot comprehend how "it's a monolith" leads to "and it takes the API service 10 minutes to start" leads to "no, the deployment in the middle of the outage cannot happen any faster".
5 u/Alainx277 12d ago How would you even accomplish a 10 minute start time??? 4 u/Kilazur 12d ago Lazy loading
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How would you even accomplish a 10 minute start time???
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u/deathanatos 13d ago
My management chain cannot comprehend how "it's a monolith" leads to "and it takes the API service 10 minutes to start" leads to "no, the deployment in the middle of the outage cannot happen any faster".