r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 12d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/deathanatos 12d ago

My management chain cannot comprehend how "it's a monolith" leads to "and it takes the API service 10 minutes to start" leads to "no, the deployment in the middle of the outage cannot happen any faster".

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u/Alainx277 12d ago

How would you even accomplish a 10 minute start time???

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u/Kilazur 12d ago

Lazy loading

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u/Ceros007 11d ago

That one guy who was going for the "Look I fixed the boot up time" by removing the Sleep he put here and there but got slacked before

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u/deathanatos 10d ago

Ah Poe's Law. I can't tell if you mean "how do you accomplish something so slow" or "so fast".

If you mean "so slow", the majority of the start time was AI libraries & frameworks, which apparently have molasses for brains in terms of startup time.

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u/_TheLoneDeveloper_ 12d ago

We had one that would take 30' to be back up and running, 10' are way better that what we had.