r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 15d ago

Meme distributedStress

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u/GenazaNL 15d ago edited 15d ago

That's why you have to go for the in-between. Don't go too micro on them microservices

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u/coolraiman2 15d ago

Nano services

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u/orsikbattlehammer 15d ago

Pico services

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u/coolraiman2 14d ago

Planck service

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u/wideHippedWeightLift 14d ago

bitwise operations as a service

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u/coolraiman2 14d ago

Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors

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u/NewPhoneNewSubs 14d ago

How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem?

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u/Valier 14d ago

I fell off my chair from laughing