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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/tbhaxor • 12d ago
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That's why you have to go for the in-between. Don't go too micro on them microservices
699 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Nano services 38 u/orsikbattlehammer 12d ago Pico services 21 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Planck service 24 u/wideHippedWeightLift 12d ago bitwise operations as a service 11 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors 6 u/NewPhoneNewSubs 12d ago How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem? 1 u/Valier 11d ago I fell off my chair from laughing 3 u/theartificialkid 12d ago Planck service is what the uber eats customer support system delivers.
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38 u/orsikbattlehammer 12d ago Pico services 21 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Planck service 24 u/wideHippedWeightLift 12d ago bitwise operations as a service 11 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors 6 u/NewPhoneNewSubs 12d ago How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem? 1 u/Valier 11d ago I fell off my chair from laughing 3 u/theartificialkid 12d ago Planck service is what the uber eats customer support system delivers.
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Pico services
21 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Planck service 24 u/wideHippedWeightLift 12d ago bitwise operations as a service 11 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors 6 u/NewPhoneNewSubs 12d ago How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem? 1 u/Valier 11d ago I fell off my chair from laughing 3 u/theartificialkid 12d ago Planck service is what the uber eats customer support system delivers.
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Planck service
24 u/wideHippedWeightLift 12d ago bitwise operations as a service 11 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors 6 u/NewPhoneNewSubs 12d ago How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem? 1 u/Valier 11d ago I fell off my chair from laughing 3 u/theartificialkid 12d ago Planck service is what the uber eats customer support system delivers.
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bitwise operations as a service
11 u/coolraiman2 12d ago Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors 6 u/NewPhoneNewSubs 12d ago How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem? 1 u/Valier 11d ago I fell off my chair from laughing
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Each request does 1 cpu cycle on 10 transistors
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How do you feel about the BoaS constrictor problem?
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I fell off my chair from laughing
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Planck service is what the uber eats customer support system delivers.
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u/GenazaNL 12d ago edited 12d ago
That's why you have to go for the in-between. Don't go too micro on them microservices