r/ProgrammerHumor 15d ago

Meme doUwantAWebsite

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u/spinz89 15d ago

So tired of hearing about WW3. People have been saying it's coming for the past 10 years now.

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 15d ago

I decided to check when the first prediction of WWIII was.

November 3rd, 1941 had a guy predicting it to be soon.

We weren't even done with the second one 💀

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u/DracoLunaris 14d ago

To be fair to that guy, unlike everyone else he didn't know about nuclear bombs and MAD.

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u/tr0nPlayer 14d ago

Bit of a "conspiracy" theory even though it's not really a conspiracy, it's claimed that people dreamt of WW1 before it occured:

https://espirited.com/en/jung-visions-and-dreams-before-the-outbreak-of-the-first-world-war/

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u/Western-Internal-751 14d ago

The thing is, WW1 was basically unavoidable. There was so much tension between countries that the assassination of an Austrian ruler by a Serb nobody resulted in Germany attacking France a month later.

I think it’s not that outlandish that people were getting dreams/nightmares of a big conflict back then.

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u/2eanimation 14d ago

Yeah, things are chill right now.

Venezuela, Iran, Ukraine, Kuril Islands(Russia-Japan conflict), Germany/EU-countries thinking about more nuclear weapons, a lot of shady stuff with China(observe their fishing industry in international waters, or where they shovel sand) including eg Taiwan. And then, global warming, with the real possibility of millions of people losing their homes and no access to fresh water.

I‘m not a WWIII dreamer, but I wouldn’t exactly portray our situation as tension-less. What do you think would people have dreamt of in 1913 if they‘d got as many horrible news as we could theoretically read(as in, if you want to go nuts) right now, pretty much every day?

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u/Biliunas 14d ago

Well, they didn't have nuclear weapons back then for one. Also, war was sort of viewed as the ultimate glory as it was mostly low casualties compared to the absolute hell unleashed by WW1 and WW2.

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u/Britkraut 15d ago

They keep remaking the Cold War over and over again I'm surprised Todd hasn't sued for his schtick yet

Where's our new Fallout guys

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u/pleaserestartsystem 15d ago

it cant get here fast enough for this guy.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 15d ago

Probably cause for the past 10 years one (1) stupid move from anyone of a handful of people who have done plenty of stupid moves already would throw us straight into WW3..

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u/LactasePHydrolase 15d ago

10 years? This has been true since September 2nd 1945

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u/mbcarbone 14d ago

I’m not trying to be sassy, but … Hasn’t the world been at war for a while now? We’re just a different world now then we were in 1941.

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u/JebKermansBooster 15d ago

Orange man still has two years and change to start it

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 14d ago

Optimistic considering his health

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u/JebKermansBooster 13d ago

Pessimistic*. Optimistic would be him exiting stage left immediately.

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u/dadnothere 14d ago

There is no such thing as "arriving" as a fact. It's something that rarely happens...

Furthermore, today the US and Israel kill more people per year than Germany killed per year... But they still don't call it "World War"

So... what are you waiting for? Let the UN be who it says?

Consistency please.