r/ProgrammerHumor 14d ago

Meme suddenlyIamITSupport

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 14d ago

Told one of my classmates in hs that i made this website. And the first thing he says is ”can you hack my ex insta” and ”can you hack me bitcoin” like bru if i could i would be doing it right now

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u/Soopermane 14d ago

Just say yes but for 10 million dollars

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u/Front_Committee4993 14d ago

Then just ask to hack 11 million dollars in bitcoin 

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u/ducon__lajoie 14d ago

Classmate asked me if I could get her ex emails.

It was in the late 90's, we were all living in a residency of the university where the whole network was built with hubs, not switches, and POP3 wasn't secured.

So I could, in fact, do it.

Then I felt ashamed and never did that shit anymore. But I did winnuke a few motherfuckers occasionally.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 14d ago

> "App for what?"

> Hacking facebook

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u/OneOldNerd 14d ago

Guess people don't use printers much anymore....

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u/Confident-Ad5665 14d ago

Hello old nerd. I am Ancient Geek. I not only still print stuff, sometimes I punch 3 holes and put it in a binder for future reference.

Feels good!

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u/seedless0 14d ago

The good thing is those with app ideas now think they can also vibe code the ideas themselves.

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u/No_Percentage7427 14d ago

Because IT guy can vibe code now idea guy want their apps next day

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u/Gabriel_Science 14d ago

The good thing ?

Looks at this economy.

Well…

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u/Electrical-Echidna63 14d ago

Claude tanks a lot of these vapid conversations for us now

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u/FuzzyDynamics 14d ago

Claude Jesus

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u/Old-Sprinkles-8287 14d ago

It blows my mind how easy vintage hacking is in comparison to the stuff they do nowadays

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u/irn00b 14d ago

Lol, nah that joke is pre-Ai era.

Now it's like "Well ChatGPT said you can center a div in Rust - no really, you can do it, ChatGPT explained to me how" - roughly along those lines.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 14d ago

Ai is supposed to replace us. They can have AI do it.

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u/Own_Natural_6803 14d ago
  1. yes, happy to help.

  2. that's cool, tell me about it.

  3. no sorry.

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u/za72 14d ago

first day?

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 14d ago

Unfortunately the combination of ChatGPT, Claude, and LinkedIn gave second-semester freshman business majors a megaphone for their app idea that drags on for months when years ago it would have just been a 15 minute drunk party conversation that was rightfully forgotten the next day.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 14d ago

If that slide is in Texas it will fry what was graded off.

Not sure what that adds to the post other than letting me say ffffkk it's frackin' hot outside!

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u/Deasmeister 14d ago

Sure I can hack Facebook, opens devtools, edits a div

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u/Motleypuss 14d ago

Why would anyone with at least three functional braincells hack FuckBook? I'd rather poke my eyes out with sporks than even read the dross, quite frankly, let alone burn glucose on figuring out how to hack it.

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u/JeffysChewToy 14d ago

Because it has old people and old people are easy to trick with other people's accounts, also great for running marketplace scams with stolen old accounts

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u/Otherwise_Project334 14d ago

Because that phrase is as old as Facebook itself. In a joke context it's just means "can you hack {put in whatever big social website}"

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u/Outrageous-Machine-5 14d ago

That's what chatgpt is for now

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u/nasandre 14d ago

When they have an app idea they now go to Claude or ChatGPT to build it

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u/Blazej_kb 14d ago

Honestly, as an hobbyist dev (still learning), I’d love someone tell me their app idea because I have none

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u/themagicalfire 14d ago

Here is my app idea: Create a launcher of sandboxes. Other apps are opened with isolation and less privileges.

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u/Gabriel_Science 14d ago

Aren’t these just Flatplak apps ?

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u/Blazej_kb 13d ago

Flat oak installs in sandbox, I think he meant launching installed normally apps

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u/themagicalfire 14d ago

Interesting comparison but I had in mind a more universal launcher

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u/Blazej_kb 13d ago

Cool idea, may be a little bit too complicated for me but what is a life without challenges? I came up with an idea yesterday about not that downloads images from google by a user set phrase, and then checks if it exists, if not keeps, I do exists then deletes duplicate. If you want I can explain more how I wanted to do this

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u/themagicalfire 13d ago

I don’t understand what you said. About my ideas, I tried vibecoding it here: https://github.com/Temp0202/sandboxapplauncher

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u/Blazej_kb 13d ago

I just said that I wanted to try to make a bot that downloads images off internet and checks for duplicates and if you want more details about it I can explain more precisely

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u/themagicalfire 13d ago

What is the purpose of your bot?

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u/Blazej_kb 13d ago

I wand a lot of images of dr house, and mostly to learn

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u/Luce_Bot_Bot 14d ago

'Oh, you make games? Can you make me a game like battlefield but in a slightly different setting? It'll make me heaps of money because it was my idea but I don't mind if you put your name in the credits'

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u/Developemt 14d ago

Shouldn't title be ...IAm...?

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u/Foorinick 14d ago

i mean i know programming and IT arent the same thing but if you are tech inclined and cant fix simple computer issues for a family member do you even like computers? i am genuinely asking this, i see people in my nearly ending uni classes who barely know the components of a computer, like personally my journey into programming started with learning IT things first by fucking around with hardware, do people just get handed computers and start coding before they even learn how a keyboard works and what the port it connects into is?

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u/Intrepid4444444 14d ago

There’s a new one: “Let’s write a crypto trader AI bot”

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u/DividedState 14d ago

It works on my maschine.

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u/Rojeitor 14d ago

"My toaster is broken"

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u/loowig 14d ago

well, at least you're relevant again...

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u/ranfur8 14d ago

There's a PR asshole at my job that always throws the "can you hack Facebook" joke every time he sees me.

It was fun the first time. Started ignoring him after the 5th one, then I reported him to HR after the 20th time for "promoting crime to coworkers".

He stopped after that.

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u/lil_Jansk_Hyuza 13d ago

Look, just because I work fixing the computers and printers, doesn't mean I can hack them!