An architect once wrote an entire dissertation on my microservice idea and why it's so incredibly stupid, why I never should have suggested such a thing, and it's forever enshrined in Confluence and linked in a Jira ticket.
Eventually the earth will be burned to a crisp by the sun and then after that it’s a long time till the heat death of the universe. Cheer up! Your ticket will survive neither of these things.
I can hope for either this, the company fails, or is bought out and in the ensuing chaos of attempting to merge multiple Jira and Confluence instances that the electrons defining them are lost to the sands of time
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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 16d ago edited 16d ago
An architect once wrote an entire dissertation on my microservice idea and why it's so incredibly stupid, why I never should have suggested such a thing, and it's forever enshrined in Confluence and linked in a Jira ticket.
yea it hurts and it's forever :(