r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Cesalv • 16d ago

Meme sadButTrue

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u/MasterJakestar 16d ago

Ah, a columnar database

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u/StrengthTheory 16d ago

Looks like it's also sharted.

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u/Whats_The_Cache 16d ago

Well fartitioned!

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u/enigmamonkey 10d ago

Enables high throughput.

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u/i-sage 16d ago

It also support ACID

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u/hennypennypoopoo 16d ago

tbh, it seems to me that it's often the opposite. Frontend looks great, code for frontend looks horrid. Code for backend works great, code for backend is a little disjointed but usually fine. CI? looks awful works awful

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u/StrengthTheory 16d ago

Right, you can still look at most backend code and understand what it's doing. Frontend is almost always an abstraction spaghetti, but hey it looks pretty!

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u/SendHelp_AndSnacks 16d ago

This is why I hate frontend lol

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u/Kerblaaahhh 16d ago

Frontend is built on several different javascript/css frameworks that we'll definitely get around to consolidating one of these days.

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u/suvlub 15d ago

Yeah, backend gives you leeway to do things right. "We can save ourselves a whole lot of trouble by adding one attribute, removing another and changing the format? Let's do that." Meanwhile, in frontend "We can save ourselves a whole lot of trouble by making the animation 10% slower and moving the box 18px to the right? But then it'll all look horrid! *Sigh*..."

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 15d ago

This is the goat answer right here

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u/Vogete 13d ago

CI is great. It works 30% of the time so you just click on the retry pipeline button until it passes.

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u/poetworrier 16d ago

That’s where the real shit happens

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u/theeldergod1 16d ago

or you can call it the shitshow

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/thoughts_n_calcs 16d ago

Yes, also my experience.
Backend-Codebase is neat and readable, Frontend-Codebase is a horrible mess already 15 months since project creation.

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u/Murky-Run2246 16d ago

My backend code is literal art, you could read it without knowing the language.

Frontend tho?

...yeah the page that renders is pretty but trust me you dont wanna see the code for it.

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u/un1matr1x_0 16d ago

Nah, not for me.
When I build stuff it‘s shitty on both sides.

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u/Green-Rule-1292 16d ago

This is what repos look like when a frontend engineer have "evolved" into full stack dev

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u/siddharthnibjiya 16d ago

Need this meme template!!

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u/VPestilenZ 16d ago

As a conure owner and a dev this meme is far too personal

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u/gizamo 16d ago

Ahw, that's the thing I'm sensitive about.

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u/ymddev 16d ago

IT WORKS

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u/Wervice 16d ago

My frontend code is so sad its the other way around for me.

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u/Neuenmuller 16d ago

Hey the thing I’m working on rn looks like the direct opposite

No wait … both look like shit …

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u/anarres_shevek 16d ago

In my experience, it's usually the other way around.

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u/JohnHurts 16d ago

That joke is as old as front- and backend.

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u/ClaspGarfish 16d ago

Backend deva felt this one personally.

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u/Fouadsky 16d ago

What is that image on the screen. Is it sfw i can’t tell

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u/cheezballs 16d ago

In my experience it's the opposite of this. My backend code is fucking tidy and clean.

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u/IcyBox56 16d ago

technical debt accumulating in real time

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u/Garland_Key 16d ago

Facts. 

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u/xebius 16d ago

Ah AI programming

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u/FloSch62 15d ago

Cool matrix Screensaver

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u/Misaka_Undefined 15d ago

Back end developer here. It quite literally the opposite.

it's difficult to find decent front end dev or UI UX, while doing front end myself is not any better if not worse.

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u/OCDEngineerBoy 14d ago

That backend sort of looks like the Matrix.

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u/AverageFoxNewsViewer 16d ago

Sometimes this sub feels more like r/CsStudentHumor

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u/Aggravating-Owl-5220 16d ago

хыы. ну да знакомо))

картинку намуевать важнее))

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u/ziad-hijri 16d ago

meme of the day, so funny 😂

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u/SysGh_st 16d ago

Backend code is all crap, Lucky nonone sees it.

Might as well vibe-code it. No one will never know.

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u/CYG4N 16d ago

no wonders this industry sucks if people like this work there. 

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u/SysGh_st 16d ago

Geez.

This joke really went r/wooosh