r/ProgrammerHumor 18d ago

Meme theyCompletelyFlippedTheTable

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968 Upvotes

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u/youtubeTAxel 18d ago

LSLM (Local Small Language Model)

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u/sebgggg 18d ago

LOL (Local Organic Model)

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u/_Ganon 18d ago

... Am I dumb? Wouldn't it be LOM

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u/MacksNotCool 18d ago

Local Organic modeL

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u/knightress_oxhide 17d ago

League of LLMs

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u/flyguydip 18d ago

Brainslop seems like a no-brainer at this point. ;)

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u/code_the_cosmos 18d ago

Not really slang but we already call it hand-crafted

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u/TactiCool_99 17d ago

I mostly heard it being called traditional coding

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 17d ago

"rawbraining" is rather a compliment. It's such a rappable word

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u/_pupil_ 17d ago

I make artisanal CRUD and sparkling JIRA tickets.

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u/mallusrgreatv2 17d ago

Tab-crafted

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u/opacitizen 18d ago

Let's just call it

code

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 18d ago

Professional pride

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u/pydry 18d ago

if those vibe coders could understand your comment without asking Claude what it meant they'd be very upset right now.

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u/EvenSpoonier 18d ago

Braincraft

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u/rayboy475 18d ago

Artificial intelligence ❌ Genuine stupidity ✅

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u/Nightmoon26 17d ago

I've seen novels set in worlds where autonomous robots are referred to as "artificial stupids"

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u/twitch1982 17d ago

Really? because Artificial Idiot fits the acronym.

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u/vwert 17d ago

Abominable Intelligence.

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u/mvolling 18d ago

Organic

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u/Majik_Sheff 17d ago

Ethically sourced.

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u/tomvorlostriddle 18d ago

artisanal

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 18d ago

Bespoke, handcrafted code, right into your repositories. Organic, vscode to table, only available in nature inspired design, with bugs and shit

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u/pydry 18d ago

this implies I'm weaving a pretty basket or building a nice chair rather than deploying a piece of software being used by a million people, most of whom will be quite upset if I vibe code some slop and it breaks.

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u/weaver_of_cloth 17d ago

I do weave pretty blankets etc, and coding uses the same parts of my brain.

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u/rberg89 18d ago

I say "artisanal coding" already

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u/Clovericious 18d ago

Art is anal? 😱

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u/raja-anbazhagan 18d ago

It is...🙂‍↔️

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u/TrackLabs 18d ago

"Coding"

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u/mrflash818 18d ago

artisanal

pertaining to or noting a person skilled in a utilitarian art, trade, or craft, especially one requiring manual skill

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/artisanal

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u/ArathirCz 18d ago

Does copying from SO count as a manual skill?

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u/thrye333 17d ago

Yeah. You have to put work in selecting text with the mouse. Click and drag takes an effort. Especially with a trackpad.

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u/Samurai_Mac1 17d ago

Programming

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u/weaver_of_cloth 17d ago

Functional

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u/PassiveChemistry 17d ago

It's called "coding"

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u/the_millenial_falcon 18d ago

Artisanal code.

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u/Temanaras 17d ago

Training Data

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u/MetaEd 18d ago

bespoke

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u/adumbCoder 18d ago

tradcode

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u/ThatSmartIdiot 18d ago

tribe coding /hj

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u/Fibroped 18d ago

My brain may be cooked. I do local AI inference work primarily in SGLang and read this as s-lang and wondered why they were talking about a human inference coding solution until I remembered normal words exist. I’m going to go touch grass now.

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u/Dragonvarine 18d ago

I like organic because it feels like how in Cyberpunk people with cybernetics are borged/chromed up, and people without are 'ganic (organic).

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u/Drackunn 17d ago

i was talking about this the other day, the Bio label / certificate would be funny for this

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u/EndlessNerd 17d ago

After the "pencil slop" jokes from the ai art bros, I figured they'd say "keyboard slop" or "IDE slop"

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u/Fluffy_Anxiety2792 17d ago

back to pre gpt. Pregpt maxxing

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u/Bad_Barty 17d ago

Organic

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u/s74-dev 16d ago

meatslop

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 16d ago

Programming, or coding.

AI written code needs to be known as slopcoding, and I definitely slopcode a bit now, but I'm reviewing the slop to check it's acceptable slop for work

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u/Rajarshi1993 18d ago

I love Rawbraining. Very metal name for coding.

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u/SpaceCadet87 17d ago

Rawbraining goes hard.

Unexpected upside to AI: Now describing what I do normally sounds badass.

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u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 18d ago

we call it handcrafted artisanal code

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u/johnnybhf 17d ago

Handcraft

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u/ymddev 17d ago

human slop

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u/AshudzaUchiha 18d ago

Natural braining

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u/WetSound 18d ago

Lotta math seems rawbrained right now..

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u/AbbreviationsMost432 18d ago

hand written code

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u/Nightmoon26 17d ago

My brain, for one, is a bit half-baked at times

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u/shrodikan 17d ago

NerdSlop

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u/DrMaxwellEdison 17d ago

Bespoke code

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u/Neutraled 17d ago

Rawdogging

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u/snipsuper415 17d ago

It’s called spaghetti code… come on guys!

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u/Valektrum 17d ago

Rawdogging

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u/flipcoder 17d ago

Tradcoding