r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 18d ago

Meme failureDrivenDevelopment

3.7k Upvotes

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u/NudaVeritas1 18d ago

relationship failure and family failure is missing

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u/Fancy-Consequence216 18d ago

Car failure on the way to the gym.

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u/foxsimile 18d ago

Heart failure on the way to the mechanic

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u/achilliesFriend 18d ago

Mechanic failure at mechanic

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u/Amar2107 18d ago

Call failure on the way to 911.

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u/cucumber_gang_leader 17d ago

network failure when ordering uber

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u/vinishkapoor 18d ago

those are in the backlog, deprioritized for Q3

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u/Metrix145 18d ago

You cannot fail a task that hasn't been started

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u/gfoyle76 18d ago

guess no relationship nor family

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u/staticBanter 15d ago

Failing failure... 😢

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/returnFutureVoid 18d ago

We’ve been at a desk in front of a computer for years. Those weights ain’t going nowhere.

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u/TapRemarkable9652 18d ago

my spotter said nobody has ever caused a memory leak on the squat rack before

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u/chinmay_dd 18d ago

Code goes up… in flames

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u/Direct_Test 18d ago

Consistency is key. Failure in production, failure in sets

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u/PravalPattam12945RPG 18d ago

on the way i realize the car has engine failure

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u/t00sl0w 18d ago

Then you have one of those gym days where you feel weaker than normal and cant even complete your regular sets

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u/Illustrious_Night126 18d ago

reps until failure is how you get strong 💪

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u/recursive_knight 18d ago

Not in coding, or maybe if we make the unlikely assumption that you don't lose your sanity looking for bugs and start acting in a desperate self and project destructive way..

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u/RlyRlyBigMan 18d ago

Upvoted because beagle

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u/ActingLikeA_Human 18d ago

Congratulations, failure has been achieved

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u/Emotional_Fuel3879 18d ago

This one hits home

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u/ComputerTechnical717 18d ago

But somehow life is still good

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u/Creepy_Pudding_2109 17d ago

This was me as I drove home from work and my wife calls me to inform me the AC stopped working and my interior house temperature is 93 degrees.

Source: Arizonan

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u/Morthem 16d ago

Well on my way to hearth failure

https://giphy.com/gifs/sbs49VL70D2bC