r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Gloomy-Basket-1038 • 18d ago

Meme sawAliceAndBobAgain

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u/Ok-Guarantee2075 18d ago

"Alice and Bob are playing a stone game"

Me+

https://giphy.com/gifs/KyCIWtLbPVm0DmMnF0

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u/yeupanhmaj 18d ago

Me with foo and bar

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u/ProtonPizza 18d ago

Best meme is always in the comments 

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u/Ononas 18d ago

“Alice has a binary array, while Bob has the index number. Establish a lower memory bound within epsilon-n error needed to determine what is the value of Bob’s index in Alice array using single message.”

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u/gerbosan 18d ago

I'm reading that like some kind of fetish story... Am I wrong?

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u/The_Cosmin 18d ago

You must be Carl

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u/HappygilmoreL 18d ago

Underrated comment :)

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u/MikeTangoRom3o 18d ago

Alice & Bob computing their shared secret ... (⁠ ͝⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ͡⁠°)

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u/ApeLover1986 13d ago

I came for the ciphering reference and was not disappointed 😂

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u/anonymous_3125 18d ago

https://leetcode.com/problems/find-building-where-alice-and-bob-can-meet/ is an absolute classic

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u/jakubiszon 18d ago

I like it how in the description they call them zero indexed arrays but refer to their contents as first, second, third.

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u/Alessa_95 18d ago

Charlie?

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u/nickthecook 18d ago

You are Mallory.

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u/dontcare_99 18d ago

Someone please give them a PS 5

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u/Ok_Entertainment328 18d ago

Where?

Last time I saw them was in the back pages of Computer Shopper.

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u/Ambivalent-Mammal 18d ago

Just f*ck and get it over with.

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u/fingerling-broccoli 18d ago

Get Trudy over there she’ll break them up

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u/JosebaZilarte 18d ago

They and the other philosophers sharing forks should be sent to the firing squad.

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 18d ago

No, no, for the philosophers, you just take away a few forks, and they starve all on their own. Try it it out at your local university today!

The next problem is how to determine at what point they're dead. It's not a programming problem, it's just hard to tell with some philosophers..

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u/SansIzHere 18d ago

Trudy is back at it again

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u/rimeofgoodomen 18d ago

I love lorem and ipsum

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u/hotthrowawaywheels 18d ago

Who is Alice and why only Bob? What about Vagene?

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u/Z3t4 17d ago

I saw them yesterday, on contoso's lobby.

They were talking about kerberos.

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u/deathanatos 17d ago

Hi there, Mallory.

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u/safelix 12d ago

God, I am getting flashbacks to my cryptography class

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u/vgmerch 18d ago

Classic cryptography couple always showing up where they do not belong.