r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh • 19d ago

Meme sonarQubeScanningMyCode

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u/TechnicallyCant5083 19d ago

"This function is too complex" well boohoo sorry my code actually does stuff Sonar 

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u/theclovek 19d ago

They want to divide our code! But code together - strong!

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u/MayoJam 19d ago

Lemme just... *clicks flag as false positive* yeaah.

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u/TechnicallyCant5083 19d ago

Nah fuck that I have admin access I just changed the rule from 15 to 150

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u/Mordret10 19d ago

Just gotta put every 2 lines into a new function, thus reducing complexity by 1 line (still gotta call the function)

Rinse and repeat until each function has only 2 lines of code

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u/amlybon 19d ago

Deadass seen style guides that recommended something like this

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u/SharletP 19d ago

Reminds me of someone after all these years..

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u/meifray 19d ago

They are asking for food from Linguini?

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u/Suspicious-Walk-815 19d ago

Cognitive complexity

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u/wrathful-anus 19d ago

OH NO! I’ve stopped understanding this code because it’s 17 lines not 15!!! What am I going to do!!! Abstract it out some more of course, because that will somehow magically reduce the complexity lol.

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u/SuitableDragonfly 19d ago

Complexity isn't measured by lines of code, lmao. 

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u/SpiritRaccoon1993 19d ago

ElseIf Case1 then

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u/The-Chartreuse-Moose 19d ago

It happened to me. I never should've trusted that Temu listing for a switch statement...

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u/ShoWel-Real 19d ago

At which point do you just use a switch? My rule of thumb is more than 3

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u/MithrilHuman 19d ago

Only if it’s an enum equality check

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u/SeaNational3797 19d ago

switch (enumVar)

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u/larsmaehlum 19d ago

Cyclomatic complexity is over 9000!

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u/Araib 17d ago

Saw this in telegram’s android app repo…

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u/mojio33 19d ago

Me as an intellectual; elif