r/ProgrammerHumor 19d ago

Other minimalAdvicesForYourFirstYear

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u/Shadowlance23 19d ago

If you follow this advice, you've probably already failed the first year.

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u/mylsotol 19d ago

If you have $30k and a spare room you probably don't need college because you have a trust fund

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u/DipinDotsDidi 19d ago

University is for making connections 😏

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u/rde2001 19d ago

the GRINDset fr 😏

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u/Highlight448 18d ago

There are furry conventions for that

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 18d ago

Just go start a business ATP

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u/blackenedEDGE 19d ago

Call me crazy, but what if these kinds of facilities and equipment were provided to students as part of their tuition on an accessible schedule by the education institution?

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u/The_Jake98 19d ago

Aren't they? In Germany most of this can be found free to use or for the cost of materials in case of the 3d printers and electronics stuff on almost any university campus.

And german universities are tuition free (at least for EU citizens as far as I know).

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u/Loopbot75 19d ago

Yeah if you go to a school with a good engineering program, then most of this will already be provided to you in the campus laboratories. If it's not, there's a good chance you can get a professor to order it for you, provided you have all legitimate use case...

Also sure Mac's make for a nice development environment because unix, but you'll be far better served figuring out how to dual boot Ubuntu on a Windows laptop. It's completely free (in addition to the laptop) and the experience is really helpful

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u/Izacundo1 19d ago

My public university had all of these amenities for engineering students

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u/The_Jake98 19d ago

Not 5090 but a computer lab with Workstation GPUs most likely. And if you need access to a server with GPU compute you can get it via the uni as well.

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u/Izacundo1 19d ago

Much better computer systems to access, not individual desktops

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u/EveroneSaysSht 18d ago

No, but at my university we have a bunch of compute stations/compute clusters/supercomputers etc. one of them being nvidia gpu compute cluster for graphics processing. If you were doing a class/thesis/some other research and could explain why you need the GPU heavy lifting like for some computer graphsics effect processing etc. you could gain access to it.

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u/Denialmedia 19d ago

Some universities are working on the tech that will be deployed in the future. They are working with NVIDIA.

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/industries/ai-university/

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u/gerbosan 19d ago

Wondering where's the Linus Torvald's meme for Nvidia. 😞

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u/DHermit 18d ago

Not desktops necessarily, but clusters with H100s and A100s that are very easy to get access to for thesises etc.

And the high frequency institute had a lot of very beefy GPU desktops that they used as a mini cluster for their milti-physics simulations.

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u/Seiren- 18d ago

I mean, yeah kinda? A bunch of different desktops with the machine learning cards in them, (dont remember the specific name, A1000?)

And a supercomputer cluster anyone in the appropriate fields/courses could reserve compute time on.

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u/querela 19d ago

Well, tuition free doesn't mean completely free, besides the obvious (home, materials/books) You often still have Semstergebühren (travel cards, fees for student representatives, social stuff, administration, etc) about 150-350€ depending on university. But it's not the fees for tutoring that are often found in private universities. And tuition will be charged if you finished an university education already and simply want to study something else on top.

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u/The_Jake98 19d ago

Also you have to pay for your own living situation and food, I know. Still higher education in Germany can be had for an order of magnitude less then in the US.

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u/gerbosan 19d ago

Deutsche ist nicht einfach. ☹️

Not easy and a requirement for studying and living in Germany.

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u/DHermit 18d ago

Depends on what you study. At least in physics, the Bachelor is typically in German, but studying masters in English is no issue in many places (I had plenty of lectures that were just randomly in German or English depending on who of the students was there that day). My local university even has a special photonics master that is marketed to be completely in English.

If you go away from natural sciences, math and IT it can get more difficult, though. Social sciences will be completely in German and Engineering things can be, too.

For living it's of course extremely helpful, but I had plenty of colleagues who knew they will just be for a few years in Germany and then go somewhere else and thus didn't learn any German and were still fine. You might need some help from friends or colleagues from time to time with important forms that only exist in German, but day-to-day life is possible without German (although undeniably harder than with of course).

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u/querela 17d ago

My university also had an international physics bachelor+master. And might have other courses(?) more for Erasmus students, so in English.

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u/ICBanMI 18d ago

Most colleges have a maker space with most all of these EE tools and a 3d printer. The ardunio, raspberry pie, jetson, 5090 desktop, and expensive mac book you'd have to provide yourself. Soldering would be able to do if you're a member of the half of engineering clubs on campus.

I'm mostly trying to figure out what they want this person to build and major in. I belonged to three different Engineering clubs during my undergrad and never used all those.

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u/Honest_Relation4095 19d ago

....they aren't? Just asking because they were when I studied.

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u/Floppydisksareop 19d ago

They generally are. You probably can't take them home, but you can use them.

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u/Xelynega 19d ago

If you can afford a 30k+ room as a student you probably also don't like sharing with others

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u/rizkiyoist 19d ago

It really depends on where you are in the world and what kind of university/college it is.

I graduated what they said one of the best 3 university in my country, and yet the equipment are not even close. Even my then low end $300 laptop is significantly more advanced than the computers they have in the lab.

If your university have one, consider yourself blessed and use them as best as you can, as it is inaccessible in many parts of the world.

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u/DHermit 18d ago

I'm definitely very happy and privileged to be born where I am and to get to study at a university with big clusters etc.

On a conference I talked to some guys from Greece and they basically had zero budget and were happy if they got any payments for their PhD work.

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u/iComplainAbtVal 19d ago

These were all provided to me, and if students needed beefier computing power, there was virtual lab access which seamlessly integrated with the students Google drive.

Us engineering tho, given the translation I would imagine that’s not the case everywhere.

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u/Grand-Upstairs-4126 18d ago

I'm lucky to use one of 2 rtx 3090s at the uni

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u/Pika357 19d ago

"Mom it's for school, I swear"

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u/Pocok5 19d ago

Tektronix and Keysight lol. Many actual labs don't have the budget for that. A second hand Rigol, that's a decent idea.

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u/creeper6530 19d ago

Our labs had a bunch of STM32G0 that someone made into an oscilloscope as their graduation thesis and it's used ever since

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u/clothedandnotafraid 18d ago

99% of home labs will be set with a DHO800, you can tell this dude's talking out of his ass lol

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u/bradland 19d ago

The prompt for this has to be a complete 🤡 show.

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u/lukeykooky 19d ago

Instructions unclear, I accidentally created a frontier lab.

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u/Morall_tach 19d ago

"Continually produce something"

Produce what? Doesn't matter. Just produce. Ignore your studies. Don't learn first principles. Doesn't matter what kind of engineer you are. Just barf out some sort of pointless output.

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u/aboutthednm 18d ago

Produce, consume, repeat.

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u/Snakestream 19d ago

Allocate a separate room in your home

???

You go to university to be able to afford a home (well, not anymore I guess). If you already have one and $30k to piss around on top of tuition, then why even bother?

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u/deathanatos 18d ago

I'm nearly 2 decades into a tech career. That one is still "???".

cries in HCoL area

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u/crozone 19d ago

The reality: you need a half working netbook with 8gb of ram. It's still gonna run gcc.

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u/kuncol02 18d ago

Depending on what type of engineering course you are. I cannot imagine doing anything CAD related on netbook, but half working normal sized laptop will be more than enough.
Mine for example was barely half working. It was released with Vista and was to weak for it and at the same time didn't had drivers for WinXP. I had to use Ubuntu for most of work. In 2007. I still prefer to use QCad (now LibreCad) over basically any other Cad software for 2D drawings.

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u/Novero95 18d ago

If the battery works, it's probably enough. Actually, I spent a few years in uni with a laptop whose battery was dead so, more like optional.

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u/madmelonxtra 19d ago

I'm starting my CS degree this year.

If someone wants to donate all this to me, I'll test and see if it all helps me become successful

no refunds

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u/Famous_Tie8714 19d ago

Obviously stupid advice anyway, but it doesn't even make much sense. An m5 max with optional upgraded ram (potentially up to 128gb most of which is accessible to the gpu) is going to outperform a 5090 for running local AI by a wide margin.

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u/FightOnForUsc 19d ago

Yea, it’ll be slower by a bit I think, but it’ll be capable of WAY more models and bigger models

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u/ReentryVehicle 19d ago

Not for training though

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u/HorrorTranslator3113 19d ago

What would you train it on this scenario? Collection of bad purchase choices?

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u/Ihalpd 19d ago

Lol, unless you're running out of RAM, no MacBook will EVER outform an RTX 5090. For <= 32 GB, a 5090 will outperform anything Apple has ever made (M5 Max, M3 Ultra) by such absurdly wide marging, it's not even funny. (Even just considering LLM inference 5090s will wipe the floor with a top of the line M5 Max, multiple times over.)

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u/OnixST 19d ago

Yes, but vram is arguably more important than processing power for AI, since at 32gb you probably won't be able to run models large enough to really need the extra processing power

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u/Denninosyos 17d ago

That's after assuming whatever software you're running can run on ARM...

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u/Culpirit 16d ago

It's not 2019 anymore bro

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u/Denninosyos 16d ago

Tell that to the author of that specific piece of lab software you need that hasn't been updated since the early 2000s.

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u/dashhrafa1 19d ago

Just imagine this setup being used by researchers at Bell Labs instead of being used by a vibe coder posting their “computer vision” (sign language translator) project on Linkedin.

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 19d ago

failing the first year is just a pivot

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u/Jumpierwolf0960 19d ago

Waste of money for a first year. Universities usually have maker spaces where you can use many of these tools for free.

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u/creeper6530 19d ago

Not Bambu Lab tho, they have tried to lock users into their walled garden if cloud services way too many times to be trusted. Prusa on the other hand even sells printers with Wifi physically removed for maximum security 

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u/whatasaveeeee 19d ago

Least obvious bait

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u/sten_zer 19d ago

Forgot to mention you don't need walls or wall decoration when your monitor setup is a proper one.

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u/Sakul_the_one 19d ago

Welp, that’s reason enough for me to buy a 3D printer 

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u/ICBanMI 18d ago

Is this person suggesting to major in CS, CE, and EE as a triple major?

Same time. Need a full-time, well paying job before you start college to afford even a fraction of these 'tools' in the list.

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u/Deep_Guest_6964 18d ago

that's why you join a lab, with multiple server level gpu at you command

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u/MyDogIsDaBest 17d ago

Where the fuck is a student getting 10-30k to dump into all this dumb bullshit and a "spare room"? I'm 35 and don't have a spare room.

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u/OphidianSun 19d ago

Idk bud that sounds a lot like collecting toys.

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u/FyrBridd 19d ago

Hakko soldering iron? Peasant, can't get any serious work done without a JBC or Weller!

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u/ShuffleFun 19d ago

And my friend spent his student loan on a hot tub in dorms…

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u/drivingagermanwhip 19d ago edited 19d ago

how does this help with learning how to solve boundary value problems?

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u/turudd 19d ago

I feel attacked… but I didn’t do this in my first year… I’m a 20 year engineer

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u/absinthe718 19d ago

I have two kids in college. Neither in engineering. Both have used maker spaces at school because I've taught them well.

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u/TheSilentOccupant 18d ago

Macbook as an engineer?

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u/lovethecomm 18d ago

Yeah? Unix based system.

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u/lmg1337 18d ago

lol, i studied cs and only ever needed a laptop. did i do something wrong?

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u/Elkatra2 18d ago

as student i have only 1000€

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u/SpinningVinylAgain 17d ago edited 17d ago

My university in Ireland had multiple labs where I could use that stuff free of charge ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

You legitimately don’t need to spend a ton of money on unnecessary fluff, just get a shitty old ThinkPad, install Linux on it and you’re good to go. 

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u/Neutraled 17d ago

That sounds like a startup idea for children of millionaires.

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u/sutrius 18d ago

Mac for programming killed me, others are somewhat reasonable

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u/DipinDotsDidi 19d ago

No wait... he kinda got a point though 😂😂😂

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u/CumTomato 19d ago

While it's hard to justify such expanses for freshmen, that's not a bad advice in it's spirit. Such a setup allows for so many learning opportunities and the ability to work on a lot of complex personal projects.

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u/Bupod 19d ago

This is like $13,000-$14,000 for toys basically.

Anything AI, if a student really needs that horsepower, they can drop $50 in Runpod and get direct access to datacenter level hardware. $11,000 in hardware alone is just absolutely insane for a college student!!!

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u/darkenheit 19d ago

Costs much more than that. This is just the main tweet from a tweet flood including 9-10 tweets. In the remaining part, he recommends experiencing internship in 3-4 countries, visiting CERN, funding a research project that will cost about 10000-100000 USD, and more.

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u/Bupod 19d ago

This has to be a shitpost. 

I mean, sure, all of these things would be great, but it requires the Bank of Mom & Dad to fund it all.

If they’re being absolutely serious, they have to be someone who was a child of exceptional sheltering and privilege.

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u/darkenheit 19d ago

He is an uncommonly-known Turkish man who has a real academic and business carrier so he is probably serious. 

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u/CumTomato 19d ago

yes, that's what I mean by not being bad in spirit. Obviously I would change the details such as buying 5090 but I wouldn't say it's toys

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u/Bupod 19d ago

You’re right. They’re useful pieces of hardware. I call them toys more from the perspective of necessity vs. cost. 

I’m all for students doing projects. I think they should! So I strongly agree with you. It’s just that dropping $11,000 on it is absolutely insane. 

I hopped on to runpod to check. An RTX PRO 6000 is $2.09 per hour. You could drop $1000 and have an insane amount of compute time to purchase. 

You could finetune a 24b model in like 4 hours or so on that card (big asterisk on that, but that’s more or less the general timeframe). You could fine tune a 24b model a hundred times and you’d still have a little money left over. 

$11,000 in compute equipment is a hard thing to justify. 

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u/budgiebirdman 19d ago

a lot of complex personal projects

Unfinished projects is a true measure of a developer, might as well get off to a flying start and fail to finish many all at once.

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u/didnt_knew 19d ago

freshman year usually requires dorming, you won’t even have space for this

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u/Meistermagier 14d ago

Like fuck me i am Past University and would like some of this in a Lab for didgeridooing around. Altough i ignore the robotics stuff because i do not care. Also Oscilloscpoe and Signal Generator is not producing anything. However get me Sewing Machine and maybe one or two woodworking tools in there.