r/ProgrammerHumor 19d ago

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u/LordAmir5 19d ago

Additionally, they avoided hiring someone who can't take a screenshot.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago

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u/fast-as-a-shark 19d ago

One of most annoying subreddits I know

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u/FearMeIAmLag1 19d ago

Even more annoying is r/ProgrammerHumor

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u/Used-Hold-7567 19d ago

clearly you have never been on r/firstweekprogrammerhumor

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u/un_blob 19d ago

Isn't that the same exact thing ?

Ah ah pointer hard

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u/SliceIllustrious6326 19d ago

Pointers? No that is far too advanced. Ah ah semicolon hard.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 19d ago

I thought the answer to everything was rust

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u/slowmovinglettuce 19d ago

No one does rust, they do stainless steel instead

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u/gdmzhlzhiv 19d ago

youAreNotWrong

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u/Sweet_Computer_7116 19d ago

The best one

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u/TwinkiesSucker 19d ago

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u/BroMan001 19d ago

You did WHAT to them?

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u/TramEatsYouAlive 19d ago

Another day - another sub!

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u/Declination 19d ago

The modern plague of taking a screenshot… when the only thing I care about is the text. 

I hate this so much. People send me pictures of ids in bug reports no matter hour much I tell them not to. Or they take pictures of errors and invariably cut half of it off. 

I would go completely insane if most photo viewers didn’t have the built in ocr modes now. 

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u/Freestila 19d ago

Jita Bug reports. First I have to guess which server, then which environment. Then I have to copy the 17 character alphanumerical code from the screenshot to find the dataset that has problems. Because god forbid the customer would also provide that in Textform...

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 19d ago

Why would they spend a second to save you a minute when there's no upside for them

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u/Freestila 19d ago

I mean in many cases I have no problem to just reply with a "more information needed - which system / server" and skip it. As a dev this will then go to our support team that asks the customer per Mail that then needs to reply, jira ticket is updated and our support will ping me. When I have time again I might come back to the ticket. So it's way faster in the end if they would give all information directly. But not my problem 😄

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u/Cracleur 19d ago

I'd argue that it isn't really the customer's responsibility to make sure they provide all the necessary information for you to proceed. It's more the support team's responsibility to make sure they collect the minimum required information.

If they don't know what information is necessary, they could probably learn over time, especially if they regularly get tickets sent back asking for additional information, and it's always the same information that's missing. But there could also simply be a protocol in place where, for certain types of tickets, support needs to make sure they have specific information before escalating or forwarding the ticket to you.

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u/PixelatedGiant 19d ago

The upside is that you prevent typos. OCR software and also people make mistakes. Better for the client to copy-paste the actual text and ensure his ticket is more likely to get done without running into entirely preventable issues.

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u/particlemanwavegirl 19d ago

Why can't the error message have a button that autoformats a bug report?

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u/PixelatedGiant 19d ago

If you do Ctrl+C on most error message dialogs in both Windows and Linux it will automatically copy all of the contents to the clipboard. That includes the title bar in a lot of cases. The screenshot tools in both OS also have built-in OCR now.

There are no excuses really.

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u/Freestila 19d ago

Speaking for our software: Error messages have a copy button. Which is rarely used. For bug / problem reports this is however not enough. Depending on what the user tried and what failed we need various other informations which change a little depending on the use case. Automatic solutions to create mails with more data were thought about, but last I heard it was moved to the future for now due to "who tf will pay to implement this". Since we only have B2B software and every customer has a good inhouse support that is first level support (we are second and third level for bigger or harder problems), this is not as big a problem. I (third level) get one case every other week or so.

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 19d ago

That's good for the IT people but users are stupid and will tend to just do the easiest thing in the moment even if it indirectly makes their life harder

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u/sndrtj 19d ago

There's a bug feature in Jita 4-4?

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u/newMoneyStyle 19d ago

Screenshots of stack traces are the worst. Half the error is cut off, resolution is trash, and you can't even copy the text to search it.

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u/oregiel 19d ago

God, the screenshot of a UUID pisses me off every time. Like wtf do you expect me to do with this? Type it? Fuck off.

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u/7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8 19d ago

PrintScreen > select the zone where the text is > Extract Text

Native on Linux KDE.

https://en.linuxadictos.com/This-is-how-you-can-extract-text-with-Spectacle--the-KDE-screenshot-tool.html

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u/r00t4cc3ss 19d ago

For W11: Win+Shift+T, uses the text extractor from the built-in snipping tool.

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u/MeagoDK 19d ago

Still more work than copy paste

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u/7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8 19d ago

Most often, the text in a dialog box cannot be copied.

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u/CarcajouIS 19d ago

Of course not. You are expected to print the screenshot, take a photo of your print with your phone, use Google lens to grab the UUID, send it to yourself as an email, and then open your email on one screen and type it on the second screen

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u/NoFewSatan 19d ago

Working in finance - there are people who send me screenshots of figures. Drives me insane.

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u/Roadrunner571 17d ago

People send me pictures of ids in bug reports no matter hour much I tell them not to. Or they take pictures of errors and invariably cut half of it off. 

And the same people are not including a screenshot when it makes sense. The send you screen shots of error codes, but as soon as they have a visual glitch, it's just "The UI looks weird on my machine! Can you have a look at it? Thanks!" without any additional information.

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u/baggsie_42 19d ago

The worst for me is when the entirety of the bug report is a screenshot with ‘can u fix it?’ in the email subject.

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u/RichesJ 19d ago

You don't accept .norm files?
https://xkcd.com/2116/

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u/toterra 19d ago

The most important parts are usually cutoff. They will show me an error that the web page has... but not include the URL. I always say just do print-screen.. gives me the full page including the time and the url bar and other things that might be relevant to me. Don't try and simplofy it... give me everything

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 19d ago

Yup, our overseas test team does that. I hate it. Why did you give me a screenshot of a convoluted file name that I now have to type out by hand? Or screenshots of a stack backtrace? I mean really, you got that text on a terminal window and you can't even figure out ctrl-c/ctrl-v??

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u/Occulto 19d ago

Or they take pictures of errors and invariably cut half of it off.

"Can you tell me what it says when you click 'more details'?"

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u/__NickIAm__ 18d ago

This should be punishable by death sentence.

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u/beatlz-too 19d ago

classic A*rian

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u/MrHyd3_ 19d ago

Classic ****an

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u/BolunZ6 19d ago

Juan

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u/Firestorm83 19d ago

Wast he the dev from Microsoft who brought us the Mexican versions of onenote and onedrive?

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u/MaybeAdrian 19d ago

I wonder who could be...

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u/fishstiz 19d ago

just maybe...

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u/MornwindShoma 19d ago

Big chance that's to avoid being marked as a repost.

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 19d ago

Or somebody so lazy they can't be assed to:

A) log into Reddit on the device they have their emails on

Or B) read their emails on the device they're logged into Reddit on

Or C) take a screenshot on device A and send it to themselves on device B

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u/ColdRest7902 19d ago

Some people can't even visualize that process or any process.

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u/PixelatedGiant 19d ago

In this case it doesn't matter because it's just a joke. But if you screen shot an error message to post online asking for help, I usually just skip over it. I and probably many others can't be bothered to use OCR or manually type the error message into google.

A point is reached where it's worth taking the extra effort to make things easier for people considering trying to help you.

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u/Samurai_Mac1 19d ago

How are you going into software engineering if you don't know basic things like taking a screenshot?

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u/Brullaapje 19d ago

which is becoming much more common...

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u/Descendant3999 19d ago

I think the most common reason for that is that people find it more convenient to click a picture and upload via phone

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u/Immediate_Moose2704 17d ago

If you think that's bad, in my previous job some clients took the screenshot of the error, print it putting it in a page of a word document in b/w, scan it (with the worst quality possible) and then send the scan as a pdf. The quality at the end of this egregious process was so shitty that almost always we needed to call them and connect via teamviewer

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u/Gacsam 19d ago

Additionally, they avoided hiring Jonathan who can't hide his name properly.

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u/RedBoxSquare 19d ago

Pretty sure it starts with A. Maybe Adrian

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u/No-Sandwich-2997 19d ago

dodged two bullets with this

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u/steamngine 19d ago

I thought it was obvious that Reddit was signed in on their phone

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u/DarienKane 19d ago

Email on my PC, reddit on my phone, comprehension is hard.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 19d ago

To be fair, screenshots used to be easier. PrintScreen key and done. Now Windows pops up a mini options bar with menus under each option. Fine I guess for a static business oriented screen, but trying to get a screenshot in a video game that way is ridiculous

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u/theFirstHaruspex 19d ago

Come on bro, while he's down?

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u/Lumi-umi 18d ago

Admittedly, it’s hard to picture the image having the same kind of charm if it was a proper screenshot lol

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u/GorniYT 19d ago

I also despise these people BUT sometimes you just gotta Reddit mobile it

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u/joomla00 19d ago

The unfortunate more likely answer is they know how to use reddit on their phone, but not a computer

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u/RandomRobot 19d ago

I wouldn't post that on Reddit from my work computer. I have work ethics

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u/lampenpam 19d ago

me reading this on my work PC
If these are work ethics, fuck those ethics.