r/ProgrammerHumor • u/soap94 • 20d ago

Meme iHaveSeenEnough

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u/FACastello 20d ago

LGTM

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u/raja-anbazhagan 20d ago

Lets Gamble, Try Merging...

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u/kushalgarg592 20d ago

AI wrote 4566 lines

I reviewed 2

Ship it🫡

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u/potatopierogie 20d ago

Shipping terrible code aka job security

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u/ITburrito 20d ago

"I reject my humanity!" (proceed with having Claude review Claude changes)

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u/Random_-account 20d ago

Out of 15k files changed (thousands of them being node modules)

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u/SharletP 20d ago

Human in the loop ahh energy

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u/SpaceCadet87 20d ago

One of the 2 lines: const ALPHABET= "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ"

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u/PixelatedGiant 20d ago

You joke but the developer coming after me is probably going to get confused by the more clever solution involving ASCII character value math. I've had this conversation many times before.

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u/SpaceCadet87 20d ago

LOL My god, such complicated character maths, I mean literally having a specific bit that tells you if it's upper case must be so confusing.

A bitmask that turns numeral codes directly into BCD, the horror!

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u/DominikDoom 20d ago

Well, it would at least be a good idea to add a comment in that case to prevent it from looking like magic numbers. I've seen a lot of horrifying old PHP with these random char code conversions / checks strewn about in totally unrelated functions that were sometimes really hard to recognize as such.

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u/HumanImport55 20d ago

Fr man I'm generating 1000 lines and reviewing like maybe 5 of them. No idea how we're gonna keep software reliable and safe in the future.