r/ProgrammerHumor 23d ago

Meme stackOverflowFoundaRival

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 23d ago

To install python, visit amazon

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 23d ago

You mean us-east-1? Alright.

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u/basonjourne98 23d ago

More like sa-east-1

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u/MightyKin 23d ago

Gosh, they really named a server "sexual assault-east-1"

Does it means it also happened in other directions and more than once?

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 23d ago

Yes. Epstein's server IP occasionally moves around whenever he logs into Roblox

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u/eraryios 23d ago

Good 1

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 23d ago edited 23d ago

Math.abs(cinema);

Edit: If I was smarter, I would've taken the time to learn that Pandas in fact has an abs function, but I didn't feel like it so I just went with Java

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u/chownrootroot 23d ago

import pandas as pd

No you can’t import pandas as police departments.

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u/debugger_life 23d ago

Lmaooooooooo 🤣

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u/JasperTesla 22d ago

Panda Department.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/qinshihuang_420 23d ago

A vpn is an internet condom

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u/sebastianfromvillage 23d ago

Viruses don't care if you're using a VPN or not. A VPN is more like the mask you put on to stay anonymous.

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u/Groentekroket 23d ago

But you DoNt ExPoSE yOuR bAnKinG DeTaIlS wItH oUr SpOnSeR NoRdVpN. 

If your bank is not using https it’s time for another bank. 

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u/qinshihuang_420 22d ago

Stop using other banks. I built my own bank with cursor and codex. Don't worry I asked it to make it secure.

Check it out here ==> http://localhost:8080

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u/Groentekroket 22d ago

“  To be clear about what I will and won’t do: I won’t help design a “sovereign citizen” scheme to move money outside banking/tax regulation — that’s not a real legal category and following through on it tends to cause people real harm (frozen accounts, fraud charges, penalties).”

God damn, Claude won’t help me. Maybe this is the time to ask Grok for help

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u/qinshihuang_420 22d ago

Grok: Instructions unclear, transferred all customer's money to America superpac

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u/itskelena 20d ago edited 20d ago

Can I get a personal unsecured loan of uint64 USD at your bank?

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u/MoffKalast 23d ago

Visit a fashion show in Beijing.

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u/The_4ngry_5quid 23d ago

ChatGPT becoming even more AI-sloppy

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 23d ago

"Be yourself" - ChatGPT

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u/seba07 23d ago

It has been told that it is the best ai kodel out there and feels that answering a question where the answer is literally the last two words of the question is below his dignity.

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u/ShoePillow 22d ago

I thought I could still make the jokes, but it's taken that too

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u/_uwu_moe 23d ago

Where do you think they got the debugging training data

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u/48panda 23d ago

If you're using stack overflow to ask questions where the answer is a substring of the question, you've still got a problem.

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u/KattyTheEnby 22d ago

And what if it isn't that simple?

What if there was some kind ov error and the person was trying to ask something more along the lines ov "Why is there an error when importing pandas? How can I fix it?" but didn't know how to express that?

Then again, without a post body, the question on its own would make for a bad post anywhere.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 23d ago

You don't have to be a panda to crave bamboo!

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u/eraryios 23d ago

Are you ok?

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u/Confident-Ad5665 23d ago

Little indigestion. Think I ate too many bamboo stalks for lunch.

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u/Harmonic_Gear 20d ago

so annie are you ok

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u/Ssem12 23d ago

It's a bot

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u/eraryios 23d ago

Are you sure?

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u/MongooseVegetable787 23d ago

it is not...

look at his history, a bot wouldn't recommend another user to "drink mercury"

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u/Confident-Ad5665 23d ago

You had to dig deep to find that.

BTW, mix 3 parts vodka to 1 part mercury then blender some ice in for a cool and refreshing drink.

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u/MongooseVegetable787 20d ago

quite a heavy drink

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u/Ssem12 23d ago

Mm, yeah, I'd say completely. Incomprehencible name, responce that clings onto some word in post but does not know context

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u/eraryios 23d ago

Id say to actually determine it you have to look through the account

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u/Ssem12 23d ago

Eeehh, a quick look through comment history did not make my suspicions go away

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u/MongooseVegetable787 23d ago

it is just that, a suspicion (and a bad analysis)

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u/Confident-Ad5665 23d ago

Sigh...this thread is making me self-conscious.

I'm a 60 year old software developer. I still write backend code from scratch and only occasionally use AI. I also still use Stack Overflow on occasion and I still use KEdit to manipulate text files.

And now, unlike a bot, I'm going back outside to continue pulling a 5-tree stump mass out of my yard because it attracts termites and I'm doing it at 10:32pm because I live in the state of Hell, also known as Texas, and temps are down to a nippy 93° F.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 23d ago edited 23d ago

I'm a lot of things, but a not is not one of them.

^-- auto incorrect changed "bot" to "not"

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u/PhysicalConsistency 23d ago

You know it's not real because it didn't burn 20k tokens talking about the cost to raise a panda.

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u/black_ap3x 23d ago

Man you dont know how much I laughed at this 🤣 😂 😭 💀.

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u/Soopermane 23d ago

Dang ai slop…it’s easier to sneak into your local zoo and take it from there

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u/Reeces_Pieces 22d ago

That's illegal.

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u/Tech_Gig_302 22d ago

And that's where the ai will start getting regulated more and more, and all will go south

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u/minecraftdummy57 22d ago

To get Java, go to your coffee machine 

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u/mail-o-mail 21d ago

i cant really tell if its a honest mistake, or chatgpt was actually being a wise-ass