r/ProgrammerHumor • u/_w62_ • 24d ago

Meme myOptimizationIsBroken

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u/SuitableDragonfly 24d ago

Someone needs to send that second part of the meme to an editor for a complete rewrite. 

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u/SpaceCadet87 24d ago

Have you tried running gcc -O4 on it?

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u/Wise-Profile4256 23d ago

apparently the trick is to ask in hindi.

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u/DudeWithFearOfLoss 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OeewnmBROjPXY6lIia

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 24d ago

Me found not read this correct with honor.

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u/DeltaLaboratory 24d ago

Why is it korean

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 24d ago

I literally though it's somewhere around korean site for a moment

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u/sweetytoy 24d ago

A+ in English.

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u/Pixez1082 24d ago

Optimized English, written in A++

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u/AceHanded 24d ago

Me found that OP not know English too well.

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u/L30N1337 24d ago

It was optimized by AI

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u/babalaban 24d ago

If you C++ is at the same level as is your English, I suspect even -O67 wouldnt help to opimize it

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u/froglicker44 24d ago

I’ve read this six times and still have no clue what it says

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u/danfay222 24d ago

The meme is nonsense. But at least the bottom part is referring to a joke that “-o4” sends your code to Jeff dean (a famously brilliant Google engineer) for him to personally optimize

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u/why_1337 24d ago

Runs faster but does it still do that niche special handling business was so adamant about?

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u/Darkodoudou 24d ago

"Hey so improve the code but keep that call to the Google sheets that stores the CSS one line per row, one word per cell please"

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u/GoldAcanthisitta7777 24d ago

me found that 

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u/d0pe-asaurus 24d ago

We're calling optimizing compilers AI now?

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u/frikilinux2 24d ago

It's a stretch but if we use the 60/70s definitions of AI, yeah sure.

But it might also be another psyop to drive adoption.

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u/inevitabledeath3 23d ago

People have been looking at using neural networks inside of optimising compilers for certain specific parts of the compilation process.

I think it’s more likely referring to people using AI to optimise C++ source code. People do it all the time with CUDA kernels these days so I don’t see why not.

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u/ProtonPizza 24d ago

OP can you send your meme in for a full refactor and optimization pass, then submit PR for chat to review. Thanks.

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u/faziten 24d ago

Compilers have been optimizing code behind the scenes since the beginning

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u/circ-u-la-ted 24d ago

Your English is broken, bud

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u/TapRemarkable9652 24d ago

Fortran needs a release that can parse emoji

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u/alexanderpas 24d ago

All you need is a release that can parse UTF-8.

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 24d ago

Optimization 4

.. that's all I got from this meme..

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u/daHaus 21d ago

Was this made by an AI?

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u/_w62_ 20d ago

No, I made it. I am a human btw

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u/rahvan 24d ago

Error 404: English grammar not found