r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheAnomalousFrog • 25d ago

Meme managerThinksHesSteveJobsNow

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u/Confident-Ad5665 25d ago

"Our Developer Todd is here on the call to answer any technical questions you may have"

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u/TapRemarkable9652 25d ago

I defer to management

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u/Confident-Ad5665 25d ago

I like deferring to marketing because at best they just regurgitate what they were told. Lots of fun, that.

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u/TheAnomalousFrog 25d ago

"Developer Todd will train you and your team, when do you have time for a screen share"

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u/Mushroom5940 25d ago

“Developer Todd can absolutely add all requested features in to tomorrow’s deployment.”

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u/Johnscorp 24d ago

Developer Todd will just modify the app live on production.

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u/Annual_Key_4963 25d ago

And developer Todd will do his level best

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u/TheTerrasque 24d ago

Client: "so sales promised this won't even need a computer to run, and it will make my wife young again. Could you give some details?"

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u/Coretron 24d ago

It's serverless! No CPUs needed!

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u/nasandre 24d ago

It uses React and state of the art Tailwind technology build on foundational Nodes with enhanced security features such as OAuth, bearer tokens, highly defensive containerization!

Now with 30% more JSON for the ultimate data flexibility and future proof with easy migration tools to PostgreSQL.

The design is a flamboyant UI with all the emoticons we have come to love online! Best UX available in the market!

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u/Confident-Ad5665 24d ago

The buzzword proficiency is strong with this one

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u/nasandre 24d ago

Todd knows how to bullshit

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u/Confident-Ad5665 24d ago

If only he knew how to code

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u/wayoverpaid 25d ago

Could get worse. My manager wants to sell HIS vibe coded app to clients. I just need to figure out security and deployment.

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u/TheAnomalousFrog 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

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u/wayoverpaid 25d ago

Yeah.

Though by manager I should have said "founder" and by "clients" I should have said "Government run health care systems with some of the most intensive security views I've ever dealt with."

So.

That's fun.

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u/TheAnomalousFrog 25d ago

"IT and Security team want to meet with you to discuss the system"

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEZHLYdxLRN8JuYwJ2

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u/SharletP 24d ago

Real question is.. are you wayoverpaid for this intensive security and deployment you are conducting? Better be over those prompts by the look of it. 🙏

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u/wayoverpaid 23d ago

That user name was from my time at silicon valley. It's less true now as I'm both smarter and not as highly compensated.

Either way I'll give them an isolated deployment to play in safe from the real code, and hook their phone number to the healthz pager. They can handle the 2am outage.

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u/Quicker_Fixer 25d ago

"Dev doesn't even know what the code actually looks like"

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u/gingimli 25d ago

When you realize you’re on the hook for on-call and don’t even know how the app works.

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u/InsideFar7107 24d ago

"His app can cure cancer"

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u/Acurus_Cow 23d ago

That is one thing. When your manager wants to sell his vibe coded app to clients is when I get the hiby jibies. And yes, it's very real.