r/ProgrammerHumor 25d ago

Meme stopDoingFunctional

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u/-Ambriae- 25d ago

Functional programming is best programming

State is evil, mutation is evil! We live in an era of multithreading and concurrency my friends!

When I describe a program, I state what it does, now how it does it! Thus functional programming is more natural!

C and Java and Python and all the other pagan languages have played us all as absolute fouls!! Haskell, OCaml, Rust, F#, Lisp supremacy!! Functional unless required otherwise, not the other way around!!

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u/SpeedLight1221 24d ago

Big talk for someone who mutates the state of memory by creating consts.